My brother got shot, because of me, and his body got 'kidnapped' by my co-workers and flown away probably never to be seen again. FML
Everyone keeps expecting me to make decisions for them and it often ends up getting people hurt or killed. FML
Today I was killed by an employee because they got tricked into it by my brother, then after that my brother kicked my body into a fire just to rub it in. FML
I climbed into a plane and found a working radio transmitter that might get us saved and then the plane fell to the ground with me in it. FML
My son ratted me out to my superiors and lost me my job. FML
My husband doesn't understand that what I want is just to spend what time I have left on this earth with him. FML
I rescued my mother from an abusive relationship and now she hates me for it. FML
After centuries I finally kill my enemy allowing me to leave the island and then I get shot. FML
I went to get blankets for a picnic on the beach as a first date and got shot twice. FML
My dad stole my kidney, lost me my girlfriend, killed an innocent kid and then threw me out a window. FML
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I finally find a drug that allows my sister to get pregnant and then I never see her again. FML
My dad hates my husband and keeps making him do horrible things for him. FML
My mother just died and my adoptive father doesn't want me so he's just giving me up the first chance he gets. FML
My dad abandoned me and my mum, I became cursed when I won the lottery and I also see dead people. FML
Everyone thinks I'm useless and just as I start helping out I get shot by a cop. FML
My dad abandoned me and my mum and now I hear dead people's thoughts. FML
I just discovered my whole life had no purpose because the man I was working for never told me anything he promised he would before he died. FML
I overslept and it leads to my friend being killed. FML
My dad shot my mother and himself and then I killed an innocent man because someone told me it was his fault. FML
I devote years of my life to a man I never meet, then I get cancer, my daughter is killed and after all that I'm banished. FML
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I'm at the lowest point in my life and someone who offers to take responsibility for something I don't want to do shoots me for his own gain. FML
I finally track down the woman I love after years of searching and the plane I take to see her crashes. FML
My mother pushes me to be the best I can be and then shoots me. FML
I figure out a fool-proof plan that will make sure nobody will want to harm me and I get stabbed. FML
I manage to get a respectable job and marry the woman of my dreams and now I have to kill for her father. FML
My boyfriend leaves me while I'm pregnant and then I have to give birth in the middle of the jungle. FML
I was just told the universe wants me to die and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it. FML
I escape the island but I need to keep doing things and travelling everywhere to deliver messages to help the people still there. FML
I finally get off the island and now my child hates me and won't talk to me. FML
My guardian left me and since then I just keep moving from one guardian to the next. FML
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