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Can you name the Firefly and Serenity quotes by which character said them?

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'Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.'
'Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!'
'The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.'
'Yes sir, Captain Tight Pants.'
'Machines just got workins' and they talk to me.'
'Fought with a lot of people in the war.'
'So finally, a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry.'
'Shiny. Let's be bad guys.'
'Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony.'
'No, it's shiny! I like to meet new people. They've all got stories.'
'Time for some thrilling heroics.'
'Stealth: you may have heard of it.'
'Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!?'
'Every well-bred petty crook knows the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.'
'I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.'
'Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a spare hankie in there.'
'You're like a trained ape. Without the training.'
'Besides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.'
'She is starting to damage my calm.'
'You're afraid we're going to die gasping. But we won't. That's not going to happen. We'll freeze to death first. '
'We promise not to stop for beers with the fellas!'
'If I didn't know better, I'd say you were ready to save some lives.'
'Thank you for the wine. It's very... fresh.'
'May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.'
'I always thought the name 'Serenity' had a vaguely funereal sound to it.'
'Am I a lion?'
We have a little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode.'
'I don't think anyone smiles in hospitals.'
'Pupils were fixed and dilapidated-'
'Tell me if anyone interesting shows up.'
'These people need assistance. The benefit wouldn't necessarily be for you.'
'Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all.'
'Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple.'
'This must be what going mad feels like.'
'You're my kinda stupid.'
'Government is a body of people usually, notably ungoverned.'
' I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?'
'Well, you were right about this being a bad idea.'
' I can kill you with my brain.'
'This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value.'
'You're lost in the woods. We all are. Even the captain. The only difference is, he likes it that way.'
'I'm a leaf on the wind...watch how I soar.'
'I don't care what you've done, I don't know what you're planning on doing, but I'm trusting you. I think you should do the same. 'Cause I don't see this working any other way.'
'Just when I think I've got you figured out '
'How's it sit? Pretty cunning, dontcha think?'
'You know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later.'
'Captain will come up with a plan.'
'Hate to say it, Captain. But you've got the wrong man.'
'I brought you some supper but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire; one has lepers.'
'Two by two, hands of blue...'

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