You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
You don’t win friends with salad.
Stupider like a fox!
Now we play the waiting game…The waiting game sucks. Let’s play Hungry Hungry Hippos!
I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T.
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
I’ve got an idea. An idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I’m talking about.
Now I may be an idiot, but there’s one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot.
Isn’t ‘bribe’ just another word for ‘love’?
Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
Come on, let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore.
What if Bono had been too afraid to wear sunglasses? Then nobody would know about Africa!
You're a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington.
Daddy loves you, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.
I took a coupon from a chicken... once.
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