(The Dark Knight) 'I don't, I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No.'

(The Dark Knight) 'How about a magic trick?'

(The Dark Knight) 'So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says...'

(The Dark Knight Rises) 'Tell me where the trigger is.'

(The Dark Knight Rises) 'Gotham, take control! Take control of your city.'

(Batman Begins) 'Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share.'

(Superman) 'We all have our little faults.'

(Superman) 'Easy, miss. I've got you.'

(Superman) 'I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way.'

(Spider-Man) 'And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying.'

(Spider-Man) 'Guy with eight hands?'

(Spider-Man) 'This guy, Flash Thompson, he probably deserved what happened. But just because you can beat him up doesn't give you the right to.'

(X-Men) 'You actually go outside in these things?'

(The Avengers) 'I thought we were having a moment.'

(The Avengers) 'These guys come from legend. They're basically gods.'

(The Avengers) 'I have an army.'

(Iron Man) 'Give me a scotch.'

(Watchmen) 'None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you.'

(Watchmen) 'The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!''

(The Incredible Hulk) 'Don't make me angry.'

(The Incredible Hulk) 'How are you feeling, man?'

(Thor) 'We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.'

(Thor) 'You think you're gonna just walk in and walk out?'

(Captain America) 'I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley.'

(Captain America) 'How do you feel?'

(Superman II) 'Come to me, Superman! I defy you!'

(Superman II) 'General Zod does not take orders.'

(Batman) 'Tell me something, my friend.'

(Batman) 'I've been dead once already. It's very liberating.'

(Spider-Man II) 'Boss, your wife's on the line, she said she lost her checkbook.'

(Spider-Man II) 'Um, I don't have time for girls right now.'

(The Incredibles) 'Leave the saving of the world to the men?'

(The Incredibles) 'And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that *everyone* can have powers. *Everyone* can be super!'

(The Incredibles) 'You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!'

(The Incredibles) 'What are you waiting for?'

Show Comments