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Pushed off a roof by Eliot Ness
Stabbed by his own glider
Shot by a crazed former patient in his apartment
Shot by Barzini's men at a toll booth
Stabbed in the shower
Freezes to death in a hedge maze
Executed for a murder he didn't commit
Shoved off a cliff and into a wildebeest stampede by his brother
Tossed into the Gorge of Eternal Peril by the Bridgekeeper
Shot by the Bolivian cavalry in a hail of bullets
Squashed by a falling house
Eaten by a barracuda
Eaten off the toilet by a Tyrannosaurus Rex
Crucified
Stabbed by the mast of a sunken ship
Eaten by a dragon
Fell off the Empire State Building
Shot, dismembered, and thrown into a tar pit by prostitutes
Thrown from a horse
Fainted from tuberculosis while performing a play
Hit with the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique
Slashed with a machete by Captain Willard
Fell out of an airplane while riding a bomb
Melted by the Ark of the Covenant and/or angry Jewish ghosts
Shot with three Uruk-hai arrows... and kept fighting anyway
Shot by closeted next door neighbor, Frank Fitts
Accidentally shot in the face
Melted by 'Dip'
Poisoned by iocaine powder
Asphyxiated by laughing gas