Roseanne comebacks Stats

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Your daughter barks.
94.1%
Darlene called me a prevert.
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He's dressed up as a witch. Witches are girls
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Our school is having a food drive for poor people.
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You know what the fastest way to a man's heart is?
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How do you like your marshmallows, Roseanne?
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When this kid graduates high school, I'll be sixty.
88.9%
I'm not going to feel comfortable there. What if everybody there thinks I'm gay?
88.2%
Do you regret marrying me?
87.6%
Roseanne, you got something for a headache?
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Don't you ever feed my dog!
84.9%
'Utah Housewife Stabs Husband 37 Times'.
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I'm in hell.
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I'll take our picture, just like Thelma & Louise.
83.2%
Roseanne, I never imagined in my whole life, that I'd have you washing my hair.
82.3%
If anybody cares, D.J.'s head fits really well in the toilet.
79.9%
I want French toast!
79.3%
A tornado is wild, untamed power. What's the word I'm looking for?
78.4%
The hospital wants us to fill out a lot more of these forms than when D.J. was born.
77.4%
You always say how you want better things for us.
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Mom, Darlene and DJ are killing each other.
76.7%
Roseanne, I wanna live.
76%
You know what my idea of the perfect marriage would be?
75.9%
Wait a minute, honey, I've seen this before, it's food that doesn't come in a wrapper.
73.3%
I slept with 60 men, most of them separately.
72.4%
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