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Can you name the real Simpsons blackboard openings?

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Blackboard opening(R)eal or (F)ake?
The hamster did not have 'a full life'
The cafeteria meatloaf is not 'Soylent Green'
Graffiti is not an art project
The capital of Montana is not 'Hannah'
I will not snap bras
I will return the seeing-eye dog
I am not the voice you hear in movie trailers
My butt does not deserve a website
The poop deck is not what I think it is
Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story
I will not believe what I hear on FOX News
Network TV is not dead
I will not try to unionize my classmates
I will not tease Fatty
I will not sell my kidney on eBay
Does any kid still do this anymore?
I do not like green eggs and ham
I will not submit anonymous complaints to the school board
Dodgeball stops at the gym door
Nobody stays the same age forever
Vampire is not a career choice
I will not carve gods
I do not get paid overtime for detention
I will not run businesses out of my locker
Eating my vegetables is not a Mother's Day present
Blackboard opening(R)eal or (F)ake?
I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be
I am not Sparticus
I will not practice tap dancing on the principal's car
They are laughing at me, not with me
I will not sell teacher's house
I will not waste chalk
This school does not need a 'regime change'
The pencil sharpener is only for pencils
Life is not a cartoon
I will not sell cough syrup shots
Tony Danza is not my uncle
I did not shoot the sherriff (or the deputy)
The school is not just part of the Matrix
Poking a dead raccoon is not research
I will not yell 'Fire' in a crowded classroom
I will not collect taxes from the second graders
I will not leak the plot of the movie
I will not sell the school's chairs for scrap metal
I will not commit crimes for the 'street cred'
SpongeBob is not a contraceptive
I will not pledge allegiance to Rupert Murdoch
I will not post fake homework assignments
I was not the sixth Beatle
I will not fake seizures
Nobody reads these anymore

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