From Prussia with Love (Episode 5.1) Uncle Albert: It could be twins, or triplets, or quadlets!
From Prussia with Love (Episode 5.1) Boycie: I might be able to con people into buying my cars, I might be able to convince them that you conceived and gave birth in seven days.
The Miracle of Peckham (Episode 5.2) Father O'Keith: So to what do I owe this honour? Del: I have come to confess my sins.
The Miracle of Peckham (Episode 5.2) Father O'Keith: Have you ever been to this church before?
The Longest Night (Episode 5.3) Del: Did you sue them? Checkout Girl: Who?
The Longest Night (Episode 5.3) Lennox Gilbey: You ever heard of the Scarlett Pimpernel?
The Longest Night (Episode 5.3) Lennox Gilbey: They seek him here, they see him there. Those policemen seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven or is he in hell?
The Longest Night (Episode 5.3) Del: An hour ago, you were a man of mystery.
Tea for Three (Episode 5.4) (referring to Del's lie that he used to be a Royal Marine) Lisa: I thought Marines were, you know, taller.
Tea for Three (Episode 5.4) Andy: We've got some great thermals today.
Tea for Three (Episode 5.4) Del: This is my punishment, is it? Spending the rest of my life in this wheelchair. Trigger: It could have been worse. Mike: How?
Tea for Three (Episode 5.4) Del: Rodney, I was up there for three hours, Three bloody hours! I did a loop-the-loop over Dimchurch. Little kids were pointing, 'There goes a spaceman, a spaceman!' Finally, when I had just given up hope, I cluttered into an aerial thing, and fell 50 foot to the ground. It was only by the grace of God, that I landed on something soft!
Video Nasty (Episode 5.5) Del: Right, okay, now this is a Jaws-type story. Rodney: Jaws? Jaws has been done, though.
Video Nasty (Episode 5.5) Del: Alright, so what are you suggesting?
Video Nasty (Episode 5.5) Trigger: What's the matter with you, Boycie? You don't seem your old self tonight.
Video Nasty (Episode 5.5) Mickey Pearce: I'm a member of your art class, aren't I? Rodney: Come off it, Mickey, you only came one night - and that's only 'cause I told you we had a nude model.
Who Wants to be a Millionaire (Episode 5.6) Jumbo Mills: You think I'm bald? Well, I'm not!
Who Wants to be a Millionaire (Episode 5.6) 'I, Del Boy, will look after this small waif. I will bring him up in the ways of Del Boy. He will sell iffy watches from old suitcases on street corners. And I will also teach him to drive a three-wheeled van whilst p***ed out of his skull!'
Who Wants to be a Millionaire (Episode 5.6) Del: Australia is an awfully long way off.
Who Wants to be a Millionaire (Episode 5.6) Del: Australia! Where the men are the men.