Follow that Line: Frasier (Season 9)

Prev Next

^{Don Juan in Hell (Part I) (Episode 9.1)}
Bob: Have you been waiting here long?

^{Don Juan in Hell (Part II) (Episode 9.2)}
Diane: She tried to kill me once.
Hester: Oh, not this paranoia again!

^{The First Temptation of Daphne (Episode 9.3)}
Frasier: Dear God, can't You make him shut up?!

^{The First Temptation of Daphne (Episode 9.3)}
Niles: ...am [I] the sexiest man you've ever known?

^{Love Stinks (Episode 9.5)}
Frasier: 'There once was a man, Frasier Crane / Who says he can feel your pain, / But he acts like a snob / To the guys at his job / And I think he's totally lame.'
Niles: That's terrible!

^{Love Stinks (Episode 9.5)}
Niles: Oh, Dad! You'll never guess what silly nickname Daphne was called as a child!

^{Bla-Z Boy (Episode 9.7)}
Frasier: You know, I've been thinking of sending [Martin] someplace.
Niles: Like to a resort?
Frasier: Like to live with you.

^{The Two Hundredth Episode (Episode 9.8)}
Frasier: That's it. I'm quirky. I'm delightfully quirky.

^{The Two Hundredth Episode (Episode 9.8)}
Martin: See that fertility god over there?

^{Sharing Kirby (Episode 9.9)}
Kirby: It's true. I'm a hopeless screw-up.

^{Bully for Martin (Episode 9.11)}
Frasier: Well, you're a grown man. You're still scared of [Martin], too.

^{Mother Load (Part I) (Episode 9.12)}
Cam: You do your share of polluting with that substitute for masculinity you're driving.
Frasier: If mine's a substitute for masculinity, then what is yours?

^{The Proposal (Episode 9.15)}
Frasier: You knew [that Frasier was conceived prior to his parents' wedding]?
Niles: Well, do you remember that time I had the chickenpox?

^{Wheels of Fortune (Episode 9.16)}
Daphne: Dr. Crane, the man is in a wheelchair.

^{Wheels of Fortune (Episode 9.16)}
Blaine: I've started a ministry to save souls the way the Lord saved mine.
Frasier: What genius. The Lord!

^{Three Blind Dates (Episode 9.17)}
Frasier: Good Heavens, Niles, what am I? Your lackey?

^{War of the Words (Episode 9.18)}
John: Well, cameras never lie and cheaters never prosper.

^{Deathtrap (Episode 9.19)}
Niles: I think this rock may be the murder weapon.
Frasier: Why that rock instead of all the other rocks down there?

^{The Love You Fake (Episode 9.20)}
Daphne: Suit yourself. I'm off to do a load of your pinks.
Frasier: I don't have any pinks.

^{Cheerful Goodbyes (Episode 9.21)}
Carla: The twenty years I have known you would have been less painful if I was covered with open sores and thrown into a pit with a bunch of diseased rats. But now, finally you're leaving, I know I'm not as young as I used to be but I can live again, I can live again! Finally I can live, I can live!!

^{The Guilt Trippers (Episode 9.23)}
(Frasier and Roz have slept together)
Frasier: Do you know what she's going to see when she looks at me now?
Martin: Your naked body?

^{Moons Over Seattle (Episode 9.24)}
Harry: I can't have you buying me a first-class ticket to America!

^{Moons Over Seattle (Episode 9.24)}
Niles: I'll put you up in a hotel.

^{Moons Over Seattle (Episode 9.24)}
Niles: Mr. Moon, I'm sorry I dragged you all the way to America.
Harry: Oh, it wasn't all that bad. I got to see Daphne. And that hotel was brilliant!