And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon (Part I) (Episode 8.1)
Niles: Well, since we eloped, some of Mel's colleagues decided to throw a little last-minute get-together to toast our nuptials.
And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon (Part II) (Episode 8.2)
Frasier: Look at him, over-acting. Trying to convince everybody he's happily married. Have you ever seen anything so pathetic in your life?
Martin: How about you and Lilith?
And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon (Part II) (Episode 8.2)
Photographer: How about a kiss?
The Great Crane Robbery (Episode 8.4)
Daphne: Well, I'm glad I went to three different stores to find your organic furniture polish.
Frasier: Well, Daphne, chin up. You can always use it to polish the floors.
Taking Liberties (Episode 8.5)
Niles: Mel be damned! Daphne and I are going to have a romantic evening together at my apartment.
Taking Liberties (Episode 8.5)
Daphne: My father once tried like crazy to get Bobby Charlton's autograph, until Bobby cracked him over the head with a can of lager.
Legal Tender Love and Care (Episode 8.6)
Abby: I can't believe I was going to sleep with you!
Mary Christmas (Episode 8.8)
Frasier: She's discovered that Cal's been having an affair with a cue card girl.
Motor Skills (Episode 8.11)
Frasier: So when Billy Kriezel tried to stuff you into your locker after math class, he wasn't really mad at you; he was mad at Pythagoras.
The Show Must Go Off (Episode 8.12)
Niles: It's like we wished it to happen, and then it did.
The Show Must Go Off (Episode 8.12)
Frasier: He has no instincts.
Hungry Heart (Episode 8.14)
Frasier: Dad, I thought you were going to clear out tonight. I've got a date!
Hooping Cranes (Episode 8.15)
Roz: I have a date with this French guy, Jean-Pierre.
Hooping Cranes (Episode 8.15)
Frasier: The story is: one upon a time, Niles Crane accidentally made a basket.
DocuDrama (Episode 8.16)
Roz: Well, maybe that's what 'the show' wants you to do.
It Takes Two to Tangle (Episode 8.17)
Niles: I overheard one of the servers discussing a one-act play he wants your mother to produce.
William: Okay, which one?
Forgotten But Not Gone (Episode 8.18)
Roz: Aww, do you really believe that [women get better with age]?
Frasier: Oh, who cares, Roz?
Forgotten But Not Gone (Episode 8.18)
Frasier: You don't think it's clear that I enjoy the wine?
Daphne Returns (Episode 8.19)
Daphne: You’re a pretentious snob, with your wine and your opera.
The Wizard and Roz (Episode 8.20)
Tewksbury: Well, no matter who's right or wrong, Niles needs to set up stricter boundaries with his patients. I learned that from years of practice.
Roz: No, she's not his patient; she's his girlfriend.
A Passing Fancy (Episode 8.22)
Kirby: She has gotta be pretty distracting around the office, huh?
A Passing Fancy (Episode 8.22)
Frasier: Oh, you just leave that up to me and Mr. Bruce Springsteen.
Kirby: The Boss!
A Day in May (Episode 8.23)
Niles: I'd hardly call this a dog park. It's more like a dog...orgy. Whose beagles are those?
Cranes Go Caribbean (Episode 8.24)
Frasier: Niles, I'm sorry. It turns out Claire and I are going to Belize after all. You and Daphne will have to go some place else.
Niles: Wait. Daphne has her heart set to Belize.
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