Frasier's Imaginary Friend (Episode 5.1) Frasier: I am not crazy! I am dating a supermodel zoologist, whom I stole away from a professional football player, and she is off to the Galápagos Islands to artificially inseminate iguanas!
The Gift Horse (Episode 5.2) Sherry: Wow, she's a beaut! Marty and I are gonna be spending a lot more time here.
The Kid (Episode 5.4) Martin: Oh, Sherry took her sister to that store across the street to buy some 'foundation garments.' Frasier: I think they call them 'bras' now.
The 1000th Show (Episode 5.5) (Frasier is told he is the 'smartest guy in the world' by a fan) Frasier: Well, one does hear tales of a certain wise man in Tibet, but why split hairs? Where was I?
The 1000th Show (Episode 5.5) Daphne: No, I’m a resident alien here from England. You know, the country that used to own you people!
Voyage of the Damned (Episode 5.6) Carlos: I'm sure you are schooled in the... international language.
Desperately Seeking Closure (Episode 5.8) Roz: I've been down this road so many times I call it “The Roz Expressway”.
Desperately Seeking Closure (Episode 5.8) Niles: Well, no wonder you're heartbroken; you've just lost the only woman you could even possibly sometime down the line perhaps fall in love with.
Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name (Episode 5.10) Frasier: I would think by now that you'd know my policy on fix-ups. Daphne: She's pretty, she's lonely and she's an underwear model.
Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do (Episode 5.11) Frasier: You know, Dad, I think it all hearkens back to the puritanical streak that still runs through this country. What do you think?
The Zoo Story (Episode 5.12) Gil: How on earth did you get all that? Bebe: Oh, we go way back, the Hammer and I. I know where the bodies are buried.
The Maris Counselor (Episode 5.13) Frasier: We've had quite a catharsis here.
The Ski Lodge (Episode 5.14) Guy in Niles' Bed: You are not the Crane I want!
The Ski Lodge (Episode 5.14) Frasier: Niles, she's just unschooled, like Eliza Doolittle. Find her the right Henry Higgins, she'll be ready for a ball in no time.
Room Service (Episode 5.15) Frasier: Go easy on [Lilith]. Her husband has left her, and get this...for a man!
Beware of the Greeks (Episode 5.16) Martin: Can you imagine what it's like to live in the same city as your brother, and not see him for five years?
The Perfect Guy (Episode 5.17) (after Gil finds out the others believe his wife to be a cat) Gil: She is not a cat! She is Mrs. Gilbert Leslie Chesterton, a Sarah Lawrence graduate, and the owner of a very successful auto body repair shop! Honestly, the conclusions people make just because a man dresses well, and knows how to use a pastry bag!
Frasier Gotta Have It (Episode 5.19) (explaining to the family that he couldn't split up with Caitlin) Frasier: Why?
Roz and the Schnoz (Episode 5.21) Martin: Back then, there was no place like Frisco for a single guy cruising the streets looking for a good time.
Roz and the Schnoz (Episode 5.21) Roz: That's like posing nude for your art teacher and still flunking the course.
The Life of the Party (Episode 5.22) Niles: Paid a fortune for it, but legend says whatever you pray for on this rug will come to you.
Party, Party (Episode 5.23) Martin: Duke said, in the finale the whole cast skates to the top of this ramp, and then Splat! Right into a tank of whipped cream. Bet they don't do that at your opera.
Party, Party (Episode 5.23) Niles: I'm seeing her again tonight, so you'll understand if I'm a little bit drained tomorrow during our squash game. My lovemaking can get slightly athletic.
Sweet Dreams (Episode 5.24) Kenny: Since I fired you, I haven't been able to eat or sleep.
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