Follow that Line: Frasier (Season 3)

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^{She's the Boss (Episode 3.1)}
Frasier: If I had trouble taking orders from a woman...

^{Shrink Rap (Episode 3.2)}
Martin: You know the best thing about gettin' old? Your hair may turn grey, your joints may stiffen, you may even have to walk with a cane…

^{Shrink Rap (Episode 3.2)}
Niles: Frasier, I have made a fist and I'm thinking of using it!
Frasier: You are not scaring me…

^{Martin Does It His Way (Episode 3.3)}
Frasier: Dad? I thought we had an agreement.

^{Kisses Sweeter Than Wine (Episode 3.5)}
Roz: Well, when I'm handing out baloney sandwiches this weekend at the homeless shelter, it will do my heart good to know that a bunch of wealthy men are swishing two-hundred-dollar bottles of wine and spitting it into silver buckets!

^{Sleeping With the Enemy (Episode 3.6)}
Frasier: Gunning? For you? This isn't about you; it's about what you're doing to those people. It's the shame of Seattle.

^{Sleeping With the Enemy (Episode 3.6)}
Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want?

^{The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl (Episode 3.7)}
Niles: I have a session with my multiple personality.

^{Frasier Grinch (Episode 3.9)}
Bulldog: Hey Roz, you know what's over my head?

^{It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave (Episode 3.10)}
Daphne: There's nothing quite as exciting as a first date. All those questions you ask. “What's your favorite food?” “What's your favorite color?” “If you were to come back as an animal, what sort of animal would you be?” If she were to ask you that one, what would you say?

^{The Friend (Episode 3.11)}
Frasier: I, for one, happen to believe in the kindness of strangers.

^{Come Lie With Me (Episode 3.12)}
Frasier: Would you get Eddie off of the couch?

^{Moon Dance (Episode 3.13)}
Niles: I've taken Maris to hundreds of these events and she has not once wanted to dance.

^{The Show Where Diane Comes Back (Episode 3.14)}
Frasier: She's back! The scourge of my existence!

^{Look Before You Leap (Episode 3.16)}
Frasier: Roz, it is a wonderful day. You know, I think the entire city of Seattle is convinced it’s springtime. I was walking down the street, I passed a pet store, and in the window I could see two snakes doing a mating dance.

^{High Crane Drifter (Episode 3.17)}
Niles: Ah, there he is!

^{Chess Pains (Episode 3.18)}
Niles: Maris and I used to play chess every Thursday night. Oh, how she loved the game.

^{Crane Vs. Crane (Episode 3.19)}
Daphne: Oh, Dr. Crane, don't say anything about last night's boxing match. Your dad hasn't seen it yet.

^{Police Story (Episode 3.20)}
Roz: Frasier, why didn't you tell me it was your birthday? I'd have thrown you a birthday party at the station.

^{Where There's Smoke There's Fired (Episode 3.21)}
Roz: You spend money like a drunken sailor.

^{Where There's Smoke There's Fired (Episode 3.21)}
Niles: You obviously didn't see the crazed, cunning glint in her eyes.

^{Frasier Loves Roz (Episode 3.22)}
Frasier: Well, do you want me to answer as a friend, or a therapist?
Roz: As a friend.

^{The Focus Group (Episode 3.23)}
Frasier: But, you know, you would have sulked too, if you'd read in the paper, “Mr. Crane's attempts to gyrate his hips as Conrad, the teen idol in Bye Bye Birdie, made this reviewer say, ‘Bye-bye, breakfast!’ ”

^{You Can Go Home Again (Episode 3.24)}
Daphne: Oh, Dr. Crane, why is it so easy to love our families, yet so hard to like them?
Well, Daphne, that is one of those questions that make life so rich...