Television Quiz / Follow that Line: Frasier (Season 2)

^{The Unkindest Cut of All (Episode 2.2)}
Martin: If anybody wants me, I'll be down at Duke's.

^{The Unkindest Cut of All (Episode 2.2)}
Martin: I used to think there'd been some sort of mix-up at the hospital.

^{The Matchmaker (Episode 2.3)}
Daphne: (about a smoke alarm) God, the noise the bloody thing makes!

^{Duke's We Hardly Knew You (Episode 2.5)}
Niles: (smelling Daphne's perfume) Is that 'Forbidden'?

^{The Botched Language of the Cranes (Episode 2.6)}
Frasier: Well, it's another gray, depressing day here in the Emerald City. Here's hoping we can brighten up your afternoon. We hold it our personal duty to banish your rainy day blues.

^{The Candidate (Episode 2.7)}
Daphne: It makes me glad we don't have so many guns in England.

^{Adventures in Paradise (Episode 2.8)}
Martin: (recalling meeting his wife) It was over the chalk outline of a murder victim. She drew a little smile on the head of the outline, and I drew a pair of eyes, and before you knew it we were laughing like a couple of kids.
Frasier: Dad, you're a ghoul!

^{Adventures in Paradise (Episode 2.8)}
Niles: If you ask me, Frasier, your trepidation is well-founded. It is possible to move a relationship along too fast, and ultimately marry too hastily. You could find, a few years down the line, that the person isn't really right for you, and then what happens if you meet the right person?

^{Adventures in Paradise (Part II) (Episode 2.9)}
Lilith: Brian is a seismologist at MIT.

^{Adventures in Paradise (Part II) (Episode 2.9)}
Frasier: (to Lilith) My God, woman!

^{Seat of Power (Episode 2.11)}
Frasier: No you won't. You're not a child any more.

^{Roz in the Doghouse (Episode 2.12)}
Roz: Whatever Frasier's paying you, it's not enough.

^{Retirement is Murder (Episode 2.13)}
Frasier: It's the archetypal male bonding ritual.

^{You Scratch My Book... (Episode 2.15)}
Niles: I can't help [giggling]. Have you read this?
Frasier: I'm trying to recommend a book.

^{The Show Where Sam Shows Up (Episode 2.16)}
Sam: She's a terrific person. She's smart, she's funny, she's horny. I mean, she's just the kinda chick you wanna stick up on a pedestal.

^{The Show Where Sam Shows Up (Episode 2.16)}
Roz: (to Frasier, after meeting Sheila) You slept with her?

^{Daphne's Room (Episode 2.17)}
Martin: When your mother got mad at me, I'd just grab her, bend her backwards and give her a kiss that made her glad she was a woman.

^{Daphne's Room (Episode 2.17)}
Frasier: I happen to think that bribery is the wrong way for couples to resolve their conflicts.

^{The Club (Episode 2.18)}
Niles: My brother is too kind.

^{Breaking the Ice (Episode 2.20)}
Frasier: So you're suggesting that I go along and pretend I'm enjoying myself in something that gives me absolutely no pleasure at all just to hear the words 'I love you'?

^{An Affair to Forget (Episode 2.21)}
Martin: Seattle's a big city. I'm sure there's a bunch of German fencing instructors, each one with dozens of students.
Frasier: Yes, but are they wealthy students?

^{The Innkeepers (Episode 2.23)}
Gil: And so tonight a sad adieu to the grande dame of Seattle restaurants.

^{The Innkeepers (Episode 2.23)}
Niles: How much fire power do you suppose is necessary to embed a cherry in an acoustic ceiling tile?

^{Dark Victory (Episode 2.24)}
Niles: (to Frasier) You unprincipled charlatan! You unconscionable fraud!

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