The Unkindest Cut of All (Episode 2.2)
Martin: If anybody wants me, I'll be down at Duke's.
The Unkindest Cut of All (Episode 2.2)
Martin: I used to think there'd been some sort of mix-up at the hospital.
The Matchmaker (Episode 2.3)
Daphne: (about a smoke alarm) God, the noise the bloody thing makes!
Duke's We Hardly Knew You (Episode 2.5)
Niles: (smelling Daphne's perfume) Is that 'Forbidden'?
The Botched Language of the Cranes (Episode 2.6)
Frasier: Well, it's another gray, depressing day here in the Emerald City. Here's hoping we can brighten up your afternoon. We hold it our personal duty to banish your rainy day blues.
The Candidate (Episode 2.7)
Daphne: It makes me glad we don't have so many guns in England.
Adventures in Paradise (Episode 2.8)
Martin: (recalling meeting his wife) It was over the chalk outline of a murder victim. She drew a little smile on the head of the outline, and I drew a pair of eyes, and before you knew it we were laughing like a couple of kids.
Frasier: Dad, you're a ghoul!
Adventures in Paradise (Episode 2.8)
Niles: If you ask me, Frasier, your trepidation is well-founded. It is possible to move a relationship along too fast, and ultimately marry too hastily. You could find, a few years down the line, that the person isn't really right for you, and then what happens if you meet the right person?
Adventures in Paradise (Part II) (Episode 2.9)
Lilith: Brian is a seismologist at MIT.
Adventures in Paradise (Part II) (Episode 2.9)
Frasier: (to Lilith) My God, woman!
Seat of Power (Episode 2.11)
Frasier: No you won't. You're not a child any more.
Roz in the Doghouse (Episode 2.12)
Roz: Whatever Frasier's paying you, it's not enough.
Retirement is Murder (Episode 2.13)
Frasier: It's the archetypal male bonding ritual.
You Scratch My Book... (Episode 2.15)
Niles: I can't help [giggling]. Have you read this?
Frasier: I'm trying to recommend a book.
The Show Where Sam Shows Up (Episode 2.16)
Sam: She's a terrific person. She's smart, she's funny, she's horny. I mean, she's just the kinda chick you wanna stick up on a pedestal.
The Show Where Sam Shows Up (Episode 2.16)
Roz: (to Frasier, after meeting Sheila) You slept with her?
Daphne's Room (Episode 2.17)
Martin: When your mother got mad at me, I'd just grab her, bend her backwards and give her a kiss that made her glad she was a woman.
Daphne's Room (Episode 2.17)
Frasier: I happen to think that bribery is the wrong way for couples to resolve their conflicts.
The Club (Episode 2.18)
Niles: My brother is too kind.
Breaking the Ice (Episode 2.20)
Frasier: So you're suggesting that I go along and pretend I'm enjoying myself in something that gives me absolutely no pleasure at all just to hear the words 'I love you'?
An Affair to Forget (Episode 2.21)
Martin: Seattle's a big city. I'm sure there's a bunch of German fencing instructors, each one with dozens of students.
Frasier: Yes, but are they wealthy students?
The Innkeepers (Episode 2.23)
Gil: And so tonight a sad adieu to the grande dame of Seattle restaurants.
The Innkeepers (Episode 2.23)
Niles: How much fire power do you suppose is necessary to embed a cherry in an acoustic ceiling tile?
Dark Victory (Episode 2.24)
Niles: (to Frasier) You unprincipled charlatan! You unconscionable fraud!
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