The Good Son (Episode 1.1) Frasier: Six months ago, I was living in Boston. My wife had left me, which was very painful.
A Good Son (Episode 1.1) Frasier: I can handle criticism. How was I today? Roz: You dropped two commercials... you scrambled the stations call letters... and you kept referring to Jerry with the identity crisis, as 'Jeff'.
Dinner at Eight (Episode 1.3) Frasier: You do not antagonise a man whose bumper sticker says 'If you're close enough to read this, I'll kill you!'
Dinner at Eight (Episode 1.3) Frasier: (about Daphne) She's psychic.
Here's Looking at You (Episode 1.5) Niles: Who knows why anybody does anything?
The Crucible (Episode 1.6) Frasier: God, I hate lawyers.
Call Me Irresponsible (Episode 1.7) Daphne: My grandfather used to nap every afternoon. He'd lie there on the sofa and you couldn't wake him for the world. Grammy would say 'he might as well be a dead man'.
Beloved Infidel (Episode 1.8) Frasier: You know, Niles, maybe you should have that martini after all. Niles: I can't, Frasier - I'm driving.
Selling Out (Episode 1.9) Frasier: The thought of a doctor selling things is kind of distasteful, isn't it? Daphne: What about Dr Sneezy's cold medicine? Frasier: Dr Sneezy is a cartoon character.
Oops! (Episode 1.10) Niles: I really must go. I'm hosting a seminar on multiple personality disorders...
Death Becomes Him (Episode 1.11) Frasier: Why is it that whenever we try to have a serious discussion, we always end up talking about your sex life?
Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast (Episode 1.13) Frasier: I'm having a young lady over on Friday night. I was hoping that maybe you could take Dad out for me. Niles: Oh, I wish you'd said Saturday. Frasier: Why? You have plans Friday?
You Can't Judge a Crook by His Cover (Episode 1.15) Frasier: Now, don't touch that! It's a very sophisticated piece of electronic equipment! Martin: What is it?
The Show Where Lilith Comes Back (Episode 1.16) Frasier: Roz, what exactly does 'call screening' mean?
The Show Where Lilith Comes Back (Episode 1.16) Lilith: You're the only man I've ever loved!
A Mid-Winter Night's Dream (Episode 1.17) Niles: [Maris] can't have shellfish, poultry, red meats, saturated fats, nitrates, wheat, starch, sulphites, MSG or dairy... did I say nuts?
And the Whimper Is... (Episode 1.18) Niles: I really must run. I'm due at my sexual addiction group...
Fortysomething (Episode 1.20) Frasier: The other day I was asked out by this 22-year-old girl that I met in a mall. Niles: That is alarming. Frasier: Well, I turned her down.
Travels With Martin (Episode 1.21) Frasier: Niles, if Dad and I get into a Winnebago, only one of us will come out alive. You've got to come with us!
Travels With Martin (Episode 1.21) Niles: I'm sorry, Frasier. I am not a Winnebago person. I'm not going. Martin: Great news! Daphne's coming too!
Author, Author (Episode 1.22) Niles: All my life I have dreamed of one thing.
Frasier Crane's Day Off (Episode 1.23) Frasier: Well Dad, as you've often said, 'If you can walk, you can work'. Took sort of an ironic twist when you got shot in the hip! Martin: Well, at least I had a real job! Half your listening audience hears voices already, the other half talks to themselves.
Frasier Crane's Day Off (Episode 1.23) Niles: Although I feel perfectly qualified to fill Frasier's radio shoes, I should warn you that while Frasier is a Freudian, I am a Jungian.
My Coffee With Niles (Episode 1.24) Frasier: I asked Dad to get me a bran muffin. You know what he said to me? 'What's the magic word?' Niles: You're kidding.
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