Homesick (Episode 3.1) Rodney: She's very intelligent, actually. We got on really well.
Homesick (Episode 3.1) Grandad: Del Boy, I'd like to be cremated.
Healthy Competition (Episode 3.2) Rodney: I am 24 years old, I have two GCEs, thirteen years of schooling and three terms at an adult education centre behind me, right? And with all that, what have I become? I am a lookout.
Healthy Competition (Episode 3.2) Grandad: You wanna watch that young Pearcey, he's a bit too fly for my liking. He'd rob his own grandmother, he would!
Heathy Competition (Episode 3.2) Rodney: We're going into the self-catering holiday trade. Del: Cor, what, on 200 nicker? Rodney: Well, we're starting in a small way.
Friday the 14th (Episode 3.3) Axe Murderer: Do you have any idea what a 'psycho', as you so eloquently put it, is?
Friday the 14th (Episode 3.3) Axe Murderer: Is that a police helicopter?
Friday the 14th (Episode 3.3) Del: Park Lane with one hotel, two thousand please. Rodney: Two... hold on, according to this it's only fifteen hundred.
Friday the 14th (Episode 3.3) Del: It's blowing a ruddy typhoid out there! Rodney: It's a typhoon...
Yesterday Never Comes (Episode 3.4) Del: You don't know nothing about antiques, do you? I mean, you know, dealers often put little holes in items like these to give it that sort of distressed look.
Yesterday Never Comes (Episode 3.4) Rodney: Del, you can't speak French. You're still struggling with English. Del: What is it with you, Rodney? Do you like hospital food or something?
May the Force be With You (Episode 3.5) Rodney: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home.
May the Force be With You (Episode 3.5) DCI Roy Slater: I see Boycie's selling pirate videos now. What number King's Avenue does he live at?
May the Force be With You (Episode 3.5) DCI Roy Slater: Was he Caucasian?
May the Force be With You (Episode 3.5) DCI Roy Slater: You've got immunity from prosecution, you've got less chance of a pull than the Queen. For the third and last time of asking, who nicked the microwave off the back of the lorry?
Wanted (Episode 3.6) Rodney: Del, they happen to be sisters.
Who's a Pretty Boy? (Episode 3.7) Rodney: I'm not 'ever so white'!
Who's a Pretty Boy? (Episode 3.7) Karen (barmaid): Do you know that overcoat you sold by dad? It's got a great big lump in the back.
Who's a Pretty Boy? (Episode 3.7) Del: When Corinne comes back in here, she's gonna find her kettle's been knackered, her kitchen's been turned into a Turkish bath and she's got a Kentucky Fried Canary at the bottom of her cage.
Who's a Pretty Boy? (Episode 3.7) Grandad: Where do I get a canary from?
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