| Quote | Movie |
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| Sure Mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night. Then in the morning I'm free! | |
| That bass player's a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. | |
| Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt. | |
| Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place. | |
| Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. | |
| Donnie, you got struck by lightning last summer you were on vacation in Tahoe, I don't think braces is a good idea. | |
| Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister. | |
| I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me. | |
| No, no, no, by all means kill the whelp. Just not yet. Wait for the opportune moment. | |
| Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not beautiful or unique snowflakes. We are the same decaying orgainc matter as everone else. | |
| Go ahead. Skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens. | |
| Oh, you know what? Next week's no good for me... The Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it's totally fine. | |
| Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! | |
| Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! | |
| Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is s__t but, hey, I'm in a police station. | |
| Reiben, pay attention. Now, this is the way to gripe. Continue, Jackson. | |
| What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? | |
| Say, Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404? | |
| Okay. 'Hey Sean, how was your day?' Oh me? I'm tired of wishing things made sense. I'm tired of caring about some dead girl, and there's just gonna be another one after her. | |
| As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in pie. And there's an 'I' in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about. | |
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