I wonder if Stubby Boardman will ever admit that he's Sirius Black.
Xenophilius Lovegood, Ginny Weasley, Sirius Black, Harry Potter, and 10 others like this
Why can't anyone ever get my bloody name right?
Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Gred Weasley, Dean Thomas, and 6 others like this
I will be signing autographs at the Leaky Cauldron at noon on Sunday!
Romilda Vane, Lavender Brown, Molly Weasley, Doris Crockford, and 126 others like this
I'm too scared to tell my wife this in person, but my best friend and I have decided to turn the backyard into a Quidditch pitch.
Sirius Black, Harry Potter, Oliver Wood, Ron Weasley, and 9 others like this
If anyone wants to visit, watch your step. I think I've misplaced my Fanged Geranium.
Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter, and 11 others like this
Someone thought it'd be funny to hide my glasses while I was sleeping. Not only have I find my glasses again, but I've gotten revenge by hiding their favorite Chudley Cannon shirt.
Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Forge Weasley, Sirius Black, and 23 others like this
Got tickets to the Weird Sisters, only to realize the concert's during a full moon. Now who am I going to ask?
Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, and 4 others like this
My wife just yelled at me for getting everyone comtupers that work with magic.
Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fabian Prewett, and 28 others like this
Why can't I use the old methods of punishment? I like hanging students by the toes.
Mrs. Norris, Irma Pince, Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape like this
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I just know I've failed all my N.E.W.T.s, and the only thing my so-called friends can talk about is the newest Firebolt.
Lily Potter, Neville Longbottom, Molly Weasley, Percy Weasley, and 2 others like this
My sister just sent me a coupon for a Muggle thrift store, since I'm 'unemployed.' Question: should I turn her into a frog?
James Potter, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Forge Weasley, and 7 others like this
Someone put a dungbomb in my pocket when I wasn't looking, and set it off in the middle of my date with Audrey. If anyone sees Fred and George, please let me know.
Gred Weasley, Forge Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, and 3 others like this
I'm afraid I've lost my bag of lemon drops. If anyone finds them, feel free to take a few, but beware: it may also contain some Cockroach Clusters.
Minerva McGonagall, Rubeus Hagrid, Severus Snape, Gellert Grindelwald, and 11 others like this
You-Know-Who is incredibly rude. Really, if you're going to take my life away, at least spare me my dignity by not calling me a spare.
Harry Potter, Cho Chang, Fleur Delacour, Viktor Krum, and 4 others like this
Apparently, Muggles think I look 'smashing' on Halloween. Perhaps they're not so bad... Or perhaps I'll kill them for thinking my face is a hideous mask.
Bellatrix Lestrange, Lucius Malfoy, Fenrir Greyback, Antonin Dolohov, and 73 others like this
What the devil!? Now those freaks have infiltrated the internet! Boy, I know you're responsible for this. See if I ever let you into my house again!
Petunia Dursley, Marge Dursley, and Dudley Dursley like this
Oi, fat walrus. See if I let you get away with talking to my godson like that. Know what it's like to be bitten in the arse by a giant dog? Want to find out?
Harry Potter, Lily Potter, James Potter, Mad-Eye Moody, and 58 others like this
HA! You thought you got rid of me, Olive Hornby, but you didn't. I'm cyber-haunting you this time!
Peeves, The Grey Lady, The Bloody Baron, and Sir Nicholas de Mimsy Porpington like this
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