'Hey! Mr Raspberry Jam died a noble death.'
'My God, for a sociopathic killer you're also a really miserable bastard!'
'I'm the voice of the people, like Moses, only keepin' it real!'
'Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!'
'You wake up one day, and your legs, they just give and you just can't run anymore.'
'Ryder, give CJ a break, man. He's practically turned the Grove around by himself.'
'All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ.'
'I'm a motherf*****g genius!'
'After five years on the east coast, it was time to go home.'
'All you little men are scared of strong women! If we're passionate you say we're crazy. If we're upset you say we're hysterical.'
'Oh, way to go, tough guy. Beat him to a pulp. That should make him real chatty.'
'Who does this guy think he is? Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with him? I like this shirt.'
'Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!'
'When the war came, I did bad things, but after the war I thought nothing of doing bad things. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people.'
'Nothing brings down real estate prices quicker than a good ol' fashioned gang war.'
'Now get this straight, Carl. We own you. You're ours.'
'When names is on a motherf*****g board, I wanna see my name at the top of that motherf****r and next to it, it needs to say 'Winner'.'
'Look homie, I don't mind dying. You feel me? But I just wanna die with something that matters, homie.'
'We are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism, and brother, it is gonna be fun.'
'Oh, what? A no good, narrow minded, hypocrite gangbanger telling me what is right and what is wrong?'
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