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Today, by myself, twelve people I've beaten.
I've got muscles in places you've never even heard of.
Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape!
My ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms than you!
I'm going to put your arm in a sling!
My stupefying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces!
Hey, look over there!
Your knuckles I'll grind to a splintery paste.
Your arms are no bigger than fleas that I've met!
People consider my fists lethal weapons!
Only once have I met such a coward!
You're the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life.
My forearms have been mistaken for tree trunks!
I've out-wrestled octopi with these arms!
Do I see quivers of agony dance on your lip?