There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch.
There's no such thing as an ex-marine. You may be out, but you never lose the attitude.
Well, I got nowhere else to go. The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones.
Could you go a bit slower with the clicks there, it sounded like you said *three years*
None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*!
I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig.
Some animals were meant to carry each other to live symbiotically over a lifetime. Star crossed lovers, monogamous swans. We are not swans. We are sharks.
Wow. Koo-koo-ka-choo got screwed.
This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.
Don't worry, dear. Suicide is not in his repertoire. He's far too fond of himself for that.
You should probably put your bandit hat on now. Personally, I- I don't have one, but I modified this tube sock.
Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?
Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.' Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
There's too much going on here; you're asthmatic, you're a robot. And why the cape? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so.
You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection.
Do you prefer Margaret or 'Satan's Mistress'?
She wants something to love, I think. Something that isn't her. Or, maybe she'd just love something to eat.
No! I'm not ready at all! In fact, I got lots more plans! This is just a minor setback in a major operation!
You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you... 'Joben'... It means nothing... I don't... I'm drunk... I'm gonna call a cab.
My theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. You can trust me on that because I'm a New Yorker.
My family is very large. 42 million.
This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye! I've got my EYE on you!
I have somewhere else to go, but it's Peckham. So I think I'll stick around.
Happiness isn't always the best way to be happy.
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