You're gonna listen to me? To something I said?
My Grandmother always used to say 'why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free'.
She did?
And I says to him, 'Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your a*s too. Why don't you knock it off?'
You wanna say something?
Wow. It's a schooner.
A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
Phase one: First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters.
Tell him, Steve-Dave!
Come on, this is the dirt mall. Cops don't come here.
I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable.
Woah, she calls you 'callow' in here.
You say that like it's bad.
It means frightened and weak-willed.
That is one of your more admirably deplorable traits. You, unlike me, would beat up somebody's grandmother or an entire senior citizens' community if you believed in the principle.
Why do palm reading topless?
Look, if I had any kind of glow it's because I just got laid. I would look the same had I banged anyone in that elevator... present company excluded.
You're f*cking kidding me! The Easter bunny did this?
Haven't you ever heard the phrase 'The customer is always right?'
Sh*thead here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since then, he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick.
I heard that you were going to propose to Brandi Svenning at some theme park. When are men going to learn that women want ROMANCE, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride...
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