Cute cat. What's its name?
Are there any balls down there?
Which did you like better? 'Jedi' or 'The Empire Strikes Back'?
'Empire'
You know who I can do without? I can do without the people in the video store.
Which ones?
37! My girlfriend sucked 37 d*cks!
You hate people!
Will you let me maintain some semblance of managerial control here?
You're so repressed.
My love for you is ticking clock BERSERKER!
And I hope it feels good.
You hope *what* feels good?
Animal, mineral or vegetable.
Vegetable, meaning paraplegic.
Oh, hey Caitlin, break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal.
You are very protective of him, Randal. You always have been.
We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some p*ssy, and I'm gonna f*ck this b*tch, I'll f*ck this b*tch
Why don't you go join her, make a little bathroom bam bam?
Hey, whatcha rent? 'Best of Both Worlds'?
You work in a video store!
My question is, how did she come to have sex with a dead man?
Well, I-I don't know if sorry can make up for it. You've highly offended me.
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude.
Yeah, I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple.
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