Chuck Norris Jokes Quiz Stats

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Joke Missing Word(s) % Correct
Chuck Norris once killed _____ _____ with one bird.two stones
83.1%
Chuck Norris divides by ______.zero
78.8%
When Chuck Norris does a _____-__, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.push up
78.1%
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at ______ _____, and he got one.Burger King
77.7%
Chuck Norris doesn't need a _____. Chuck Norris decides where he is.GPS
75.7%
Chuck Norris counted to ______...twice.Infinity
75.5%
When Chuck Norris throws a _______, it doesn't dare come back.boomerang
75.4%
The chief export of Chuck Norris is ____.pain
72.2%
Chuck Norris can do a ______ on a unicycle.wheelie
70.6%
____ once had a near-Chuck Norris experienceDeath
68.2%
Chuck Norris can punch a ______ between the eye.cyclops
65.2%
Chuck Norris knows the ______ ______ of pi.last digit
63.1%
A _____ once kicked Chuck Norris. That is why they no longer exist.unicorn
62.7%
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard; there is only another ____.fist
62.5%
When Chuck Norris jumped into the ocean, he didn't get wet - the water got ______ ______.Chuck Norris'ed
62%
Joke Missing Word(s) % Correct
Chuck Norris can believe its ____ ______.not butter
59.1%
____ _____ lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.Bill Gates
56.7%
Chuck Norris' _____ cure cancer. Too bad he has never ______.tears, cried
52.5%
Chuck Norris is the reason why ______ is hiding.Waldo
51.3%
Chuck Norris plays Russian Roulette with a ______ ______ _____...and winsfully loaded revolver
50.9%
Chuck Norris can win a game of _____ ____ in three moves.Connect Four
49.2%
______ were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.Giraffes
47.9%
Chuck Norris can slam a ______ _____.revolving door
43.7%
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now simply know as ____ _______.The Islands
42.7%
Chuck Norris once played a game of ____ without ____. He shot a 17.golf, clubs
30.8%
Chuck Norris can delete the _______ ___.Recycling Bin
23.5%
Chuck Norris doesn't _____ _____; he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.read books
21%
Chuck Norris can speak _______.Braille
20%
Chuck Norris can build a _______ out of rain.snowman
13.4%
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the _____ __ ___ ____.back of the face
7.7%

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