_____ would not have said 'howdy' in the Fifteenth Century. If anything, they would have said 'Huzzah!' 2.2: The Codpiece Topology
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors _____ lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors. 2.8: The Lizard-Spock Expansion
A little misunderstanding? _____ and the Pope had a little misunderstanding. 1.9: The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
I'm not _____. My mother had me tested. 3.13: The Bozeman Reaction
I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble Telescope does of discovering that in the center of every black hole there's a little man with a flashlight searching for a _____ _____. 1.3: The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. _____ must render you catatonic. 3.2: The Jiminy Conjecture
That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are _____, and it makes me sad. 3.10: The Gorilla Experiment
Do you realize what this means? All I need is a healthy ovum and I could grow my own _____ _____! 2.11: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
[singing] There once was a brave man named Leonard. With a fi-fi-diddle-dee-dee. He faced a _____ _____, while Raj just wanted to pee. 2.14: The Financial Permeability
So, just to clarify: When you say 3, do we stand up or do we _____? 3.17: The Precious Fragmentation
Penny, while I subscribe to the 'Many Worlds' theory which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons in an infinite number of universes, I assure you that in none of them am I _____. 3.3: The Gothowitz Deviation
Obviously, you're not well-suited for three-dimensional chess. Perhaps three-dimensional _____ _____ would be more up your speed. 1.11: The Pancake Battery Anomaly
Well, well, well. If it isn't Wil Wheaton. The Green Goblin to my Spider-Man, the Pope Paul V to my Galileo, the _____ _____ to my Firefox. 3.19: The Wheaton Recurrence
Apparently you can't hack into a government _____ _____ and then try to by uranium without the department of homeland security tattling to your mother. 4.18: The Prestidigitation Approximation
Ah, _____, thou art a heartless b****. 1.2: The Big Bran Hypothesis
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, B.S., M.S., MA, Ph.D., and Sc.D. _____, right? 4.13: The Love Car Displacement
Well, today we tried _____ for money. 1.1: Pilot
Given how much time you spend engaging in pointless self-abuse, you might consider just this once using your _____ to actually accomplish something! 4.15: The Benefactor Factor
No. I love my mother. My feelings for my _____ are much greater. It is the singular location in space around which revolves my entire universe. And now it's yours. 4.7: The Apology Insufficiency
What part of '_____ _____ function approaching an asymptote' did you not understand? 2.13: The Friendship Algorithm
Hello, Penny? I realize you are currently in the mercy of your primitive biological urges. But, as you have an entire lifetime of _____ _____ ahead of you, may I interrupt this one? 3.1: The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Oh, memory impairment. The free prize at the bottom of every _____ _____. 4.21: The Agreement Dissection
Engineering - this is where the semi-skilled workers realize the work of better minds. Hello, _____ of science. 1.12: The Jerusalem Duality
A _____ can play fetch with eight balls; no one can hate that. 4.2: The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
Cause of accident: lack of _____ _____. Okay, medical history. Have you ever been diagnosed with diabetes? 3.8: The [answer] Deficiency
Here you go! This is now the only lab with glassware washed by a man with two doctorates and a _____ _____ signed by Carl Sagan. 5.16: The Vacation Solution
My fists aren't up here because I'm milking a giant, _____ _____. 6.7: The Habitat Configuration
Yeah really? You think those _____ in Washington and Oregon can stop them? 5.15: The Friendship Contraction
I would suggest something to the effect of: '_____ is neither an appropriate vocation, nor avocation, for you, and if you disagree, I'd recommend you have a CAT scan to locate the tumor pressing on the cognitive processing centers of your brain!' 1.10: The Loobenfeld Decay
What type of _____ do you have? And please don't say 'A white one.' 1.16: The Peanut Reaction
I'm sorry, I'm looking for a barber, and I'm running out of time. My hair is growing at the rate of four point six _____ per femtosecond. And if you're quiet, you can hear it. 5.8: The Werewolf Transformation
Why would the _____ make our DVR to record Paul Blart: Mall Cop? 6.21: The Closure Alternative
[typing] How can I get twelve-year-old girls _____? 6.18: The Contractual Obligation Implementation
I needed advice about a woman, and I would've asked you, but if the last few years have proven anything it's that you can't tell a _____ from a unicycle. 6.12: The Egg Salad Equivalency
It's been a good run, _____ _____. We'll remember you with fond nostalgia, like the dial-up modem, the VHS tape, and Leonard's gym membership. 6.4: The Re-Entry Minimization
_____'s out of the question. When I moved to California, I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs. 2.18: The Work Song Nanocluster
Yeah. _____ _____, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably mild flavor are the most apologetic of the boxed candies. 4.11: The Justice League Recombination
Who's _____ in P.E. now? 5.17: The Rothman Disintegration
I don't want another parking space. I want my parking space. It's perfect. It's a corner spot, cutting the risk of door-dings in half. It's a mere 28 steps from the building entrance. The nearby tree provides shade on hot days and is also home to a delightful _____. Which is fortuitous because most _____s are real jerks. 6.9: The Parking Spot Escalation
For the record, I do have _____. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing. 5.1: The Skank Reflex Analysis
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