Quote | Beck (B) or Colbert(C) |
[Barack Obama] I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture. | |
I'm a rodeo clown. It takes great skill. | |
Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the truth. If so, I'm a freaking lunatic. | |
The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell do you mean we're out of missiles?' | |
Roosevelt...Am I wrong by saying there was a good portion of people that thought, 'Holy cow, I'm glad he's dead. He was turning into a dictator.' | |
The 9/11 Commission says we are woefully unprepared for another terrorist attack, calling it inevitable. Well, it's inevitable now that we've told the terrorists about it! | |
I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq. | |
Sure, integrating schools may sound benign. But what's the use of living in a gated community if my kids go to school and get poor all over them? | |
There are a lot of [American] universities that are as dangerous with the indoctrination of the children as terrorists are in Iran or North Korea. | |
Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government. | |
I feel like saying, 'Sir, prove to me you aren't working with our enemies. (Referring to Keith Ellison, the first Muslim U.S. congressman) | |
I could give a flying crap about the political process ... We're an entertainment company. | |
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it. | |
African-American is a bogus, PC, made-up term. I mean, that's not a race. Your ancestry is from Africa and now you live in America. | |
I say on the air all time, 'if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot. | |
The only [Katrina victims] we're seeing on television are the scumbags. | |
I personally am not worried about John McCain. The Lord is on his side. After all, John McCain's led a very Biblical life. | |
I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today. | |
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends that are going to hell. | |
I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens. | |
Barack Obama ... chose to use his name Barack for a reason -- to identify, not with America -- you don't take the name Barack to identify with America. | |
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining. | |
I have always admired Justice Clarence Thomas. The man is a rock — in that he could be replaced by a rock, and I'm not sure anyone would notice. | |
Some may believe we're on the road to Hitler youth. | |
I am just about the world's biggest Glenn Beck fan. I follow him even more closely than the shadowy forces tracking his every move. | |
[Barack Obama] I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture. | |
I'm a rodeo clown. It takes great skill. | |
Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the truth. If so, I'm a freaking lunatic. | |
The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell do you mean we're out of missiles?' | |
Roosevelt...Am I wrong by saying there was a good portion of people that thought, 'Holy cow, I'm glad he's dead. He was turning into a dictator.' | |
The 9/11 Commission says we are woefully unprepared for another terrorist attack, calling it inevitable. Well, it's inevitable now that we've told the terrorists about it! | |
I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq. | |
Sure, integrating schools may sound benign. But what's the use of living in a gated community if my kids go to school and get poor all over them? | |
There are a lot of [American] universities that are as dangerous with the indoctrination of the children as terrorists are in Iran or North Korea. | |
Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government. | |
I feel like saying, 'Sir, prove to me you aren't working with our enemies. (Referring to Keith Ellison, the first Muslim U.S. congressman) | |
I could give a flying crap about the political process ... We're an entertainment company. | |
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it. | |
African-American is a bogus, PC, made-up term. I mean, that's not a race. Your ancestry is from Africa and now you live in America. | |
I say on the air all time, 'if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot. | |
The only [Katrina victims] we're seeing on television are the scumbags. | |
I personally am not worried about John McCain. The Lord is on his side. After all, John McCain's led a very Biblical life. | |
I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today. | |
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends that are going to hell. | |
I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens. | |
Barack Obama ... chose to use his name Barack for a reason -- to identify, not with America -- you don't take the name Barack to identify with America. | |
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining. | |
I have always admired Justice Clarence Thomas. The man is a rock — in that he could be replaced by a rock, and I'm not sure anyone would notice. | |
Some may believe we're on the road to Hitler youth. | |
I am just about the world's biggest Glenn Beck fan. I follow him even more closely than the shadowy forces tracking his every move. | |
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