Quote | Who said it? |
It was never meant to be. | |
Tommy you are an amazing friend :) ❤ /srs | |
Just killed a woman, feeling good | |
WHERE ARE YOUR LIMITS?! WHERE DO YOU STOP?? | |
YOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYY | |
Ranboob | |
I like my coffee like my soul: black and bitter | |
Tubbo! Tubb-in-a-box, remember that? | |
No, not Mumbo rap, mumble rap- | |
hey, i am what's left of cubfan | the c*mphantom | *cubphantom | dangit | |
I am not a tree builder | |
2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3, please get TommyInnit off my screen | |
Jokes on him, my soul is long gone. I sold it a long time ago | |
*taking notes* Am speed. Kerchow | |
Heeehhh?? | |
I’m worse than everyone I didn’t want to be | |
I have calculated all possible outcomes, and I only win in 6.969696 percent of them.. | |
Ohhhh Dreaam! | |
It’s so very, very loud in here, you can’t even see me- | |
Could you do me a weird favor without asking any questions? | |
I have the Infinity Belt | |
Slime dad session | |
Is to REVOKE WILBUR SOOT AND TOMMY INNIT! | |
Well dress me up as a banana because I am split | |
Bouncy bouncy bouncy.. | |
Oh- well. Yeah. I'm banned now. | |
*responding to someone saying 'God help us'* He always has ...that’s a joke, he has clearly forsaken us all repeatedly | |
I WAS TESTING! | |
BEES! I love bees! | |
PEsKy bIrD | |
I- I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR, MUM! I CAN'T EMPTY THE DISHWASHER! I'M STREAMING! | |
According to gods statistics, only 50% of you are going to heaven | |
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round | |
Sappy nap, sappy nap! | |
This button will cause a war | |
I’m more of a gamer than a doctor | |
Well you see, I've been farming potatoes on Skyblock. | |
Mods, I was gonna roast the sh*t out of him! | |
The birchy birch birched the birched birch | |
Is that a new game? Going to houses that don’t have a doorbell, giving them a doorbell, ringing the doorbell, and then running? | |
Speed runner against b*tch, Dream is the b*tch | |
I jUst spiT my wAter evErywheRe- | |
Oh my days! | |
I like the idea that my therapist calls me Mumbo Jumbo | |
Such a derp | |
Some sort of warped crimson warped blue crimsony thing | |
What is- what is that? That's a new animal? | |
But I put it aside cause I think you're cute | |
Tecoblade | |
Did someone say reBELLION? | |
I- YOU'RE MY SON! No matter what you do, you're still my son-! | |
Father I have the bleach | |
Kleegloss? | |
If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years | |
OHHH GEORGE! | |
Wels fell off a bridge | |
Are you milking my cows without permission, Grian? | |
Subscribe to Technoblade | |
I HATE WILBUR SOOT. I HATE WILBUR SOOT, I HATE WILBUR SOOT! | |
Oh no, he's got the sticks, Tommy | |
sGeppy! | |
It wasn't me, it was the man in the chicken costume | |
Where does sand come from? Narnia! | |
It was never meant to be..! | |
I can see it in your eyes! TommyInnit, *you're scared*. | |
I'm pretty sure I fired my first rifle when I was 6 years old haha | |
YEAHHH LETS GO DADDY DREAM- wait | |
I'm honestly the most adorable little plushie I have ever seen | |
Oh my goodness! | |
Oh my word.. | |
And I was like, what's Tommy's favorite thing in the whole wide world? Tubbo! :D | |
Thanks Dream you are not that great of a friend really | |
Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship is founded? | |
I'm an independent hermit. I'll do what I want | |
You're my pretty princess, Schlatt- | |
I AM 17, IF I OWN A LAND CALLED ‘BONEZONE LAND’ THERE WILL BE QUESTIONS | |
Tommy, Tommy listen to me I have fifty five sticks on me right now- | |
In all honesty, I think I’d be a pretty bad shark. | |
Just because I hate government doesn’t mean I hate having a good outfit | |
Don’t talk me I angy >:( | |
no sleep, only waking nightmares | |
GeorgeNotFound is dead why live | |
Here, have some blue! | |
WILBURRRRRRR SOOT!!!! | |
Slash slash undo... | |
My brain is always in funny mode. It’s a problem | |
Focus _____. Be one with the TNT. | |
From the earth I rise, and from the earth I will one day return- what's up mothershuckers | |
I really wanted everything to totally go wrong, but it didn’t. It all went perfectly right. That’s quite frustrating. | |
I hate the letter E | |
I was using a spoon to mine it - I mean a shovel | |
*____ donated $4,200 to BadBoyHalo!* does this mean I’m a simp | |
I can get the information and smuggle it- I get the reference! | |
I DISOWN YOU! | |
A little block, a little block, and somebody’s dead head on top. Excellent. | |
Why cobble here? Why not cobble here? What is cobble? Where is here? Why am I here? | |
Are satanic rituals banned? | |
What if God was just legs? | |
If you don't have two step verification on everything I will literally drop kick you into next week | |
Why has everyone got bockets of Grian here? | |
I hate Ted. | |
What's the plan? *pop* Oh okay- | |
I am about to start another war | |
Call me Snapmap one more time and we're gonna have a problem | |
When I see American, and they don’t find my content funny, I think: “I don’t find your continent funny” | |
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