Joke | Champion |
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance? | |
Plays different electric guitar sounds. | |
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot. | |
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :( | |
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe! | |
All the better to eat you with my dear! | |
Let's be friends forever. | |
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures! | |
Feel free to give up now. | |
No, really, put that apple on your head... | |
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal! | |
Suffering is magic. | |
Hmm, something's fishy. | |
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless. | |
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment. | |
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy. | |
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells? | |
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti! | |
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league? | |
Lima Oscar Lima! | |
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone! | |
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine. | |
Not Draven; Draaaaven. | |
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear! | |
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous. | |
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies. | |
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp! | |
Not all angels are good. | |
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time. | |
I hear a man likes a lady with legs. | |
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle. | |
Forbidden shadow wins. | |
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head. | |
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills! | |
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two. | |
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you? | |
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten. | |
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do. | |
This is my happy face. See? | |
| Joke | Champion |
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?! | |
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait. | |
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way. | |
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage. | |
And they say I can't handle my drink... | |
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom! | |
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time. | |
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil. | |
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents? | |
I got these tattoos in rune prison! | |
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!' | |
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly. | |
You can't milk those. | |
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana. | |
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh.. | |
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job! | |
When you dance with death, lead. | |
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs. | |
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them. | |
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out! | |
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun. | |
Imagine if I had a real weapon! | |
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down. | |
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place! | |
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest! | |
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that. | |
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal | |
And they said I lacked balance. Ha! | |
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places! | |
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room. | |
Jokes? I don't know any jokes. | |
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins! | |
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes. | |
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it! | |
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game. | |
Wuju.. pass me that potion? | |
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it? | |
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty. | |
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before. | |
| Joke | Champion |
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!' | |
I may be bad, but I feel good... | |
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me... | |
You smell like burning! | |
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup. | |
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em! | |
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja? | |
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks. | |
Caught between a rock... and a hard place. | |
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall. | |
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head. | |
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down. | |
Shaken, not stirred. | |
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof. | |
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again? | |
If you run, you won't see me stab you! | |
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears. | |
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon. | |
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm! | |
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call. | |
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you. | |
What? Do I have someone in my teeth? | |
Never lost a fair game... or played one. | |
Is it hot in here or is it just me?! | |
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher | |
Is it cold in here, or is it just me? | |
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type. | |
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain! | |
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you! | |
Did I mention it's mating season? | |
Yes, they make shurikens this small! | |
Size doesn't mean everything. | |
Noxians... I hate those guys... | |
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny. | |
If PETA asks, this fur is fake. | |
Joke? What do you mean? | |
Is that a rocket in your pocket? | |
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'! | |
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker. | |
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