Gaming Quiz / League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
You smell like burning!
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Lima Oscar Lima!
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Feel free to give up now.
Shaken, not stirred.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Size doesn't mean everything.
Joke? What do you mean?
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
This is my happy face. See?
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Noxians... I hate those guys...
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Suffering is magic.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Let's be friends forever.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Hmm, something's fishy.
You can't milk those.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Forbidden shadow wins.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
All the better to eat you with my dear!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Not all angels are good.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
When you dance with death, lead.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?

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