Gaming Quiz / League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
You can't milk those.
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Let's be friends forever.
Size doesn't mean everything.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Suffering is magic.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
No, really, put that apple on your head...
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
When you dance with death, lead.
Feel free to give up now.
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
This is my happy face. See?
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
You smell like burning!
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Forbidden shadow wins.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Not all angels are good.
Joke? What do you mean?
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
Noxians... I hate those guys...
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Shaken, not stirred.
Hmm, something's fishy.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!

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