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Can you name the League of Legends Champions by Joke [May 2013]?

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Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Shaken, not stirred.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
You smell like burning!
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Hmm, something's fishy.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
And they say I can't handle my drink...
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Size doesn't mean everything.
I may be bad, but I feel good...
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
JokeChampion
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
When you dance with death, lead.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Joke? What do you mean?
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
This is my happy face. See?
Suffering is magic.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Forbidden shadow wins.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
JokeChampion
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Let's be friends forever.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Feel free to give up now.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
You can't milk those.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Lima Oscar Lima!
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Not all angels are good.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Noxians... I hate those guys...

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