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Can you name the League of Legends Champions by Joke [May 2013]?

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Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Hmm, something's fishy.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
You can't milk those.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
Shaken, not stirred.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Let's be friends forever.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
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And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Suffering is magic.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
I may be bad, but I feel good...
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Joke? What do you mean?
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
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Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
When you dance with death, lead.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
All the better to eat you with my dear!
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Not all angels are good.
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Feel free to give up now.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Size doesn't mean everything.
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
You smell like burning!
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
This is my happy face. See?
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.

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