Gaming Quiz / League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Can you name the League of Legends Champions by Joke [May 2013]?

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My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Size doesn't mean everything.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Suffering is magic.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Joke? What do you mean?
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
This is my happy face. See?
Hmm, something's fishy.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Let's be friends forever.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
When you dance with death, lead.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Lima Oscar Lima!
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
You smell like burning!
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
Feel free to give up now.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Not all angels are good.
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Shaken, not stirred.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
You can't milk those.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Never lost a fair game... or played one.

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