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We can't get a women's alliance together because Caryn sucks.Palau
Sorry girl, you get on my nerves and I don't like being around you...nothing personal.Thailand
Don't mess with the Shii-devil or you'll get horns. Thailand
Jon has yet to clean a fish, or even wash a dish!Pearl Islands
Love many. Trust few. Do wrong to no one.Fiji
If a hyena eats this slop and then licks its ass, is it because it's the animal thing to do ... or because it's trying to get the taste out of its mouth?Africa
Sarah has a nice body, and she paid a lot for it Marquesas
I need someone to pee on my hand! Does anyone have to pee!?Marquesas
I'm not a bad sportsmanship.Guatemala
I will never give up, I will never surrender, I will never admit defeat.Pearl Islands
The idol is DEFINITELY on the ground. Guatemala
He's fat, but he's good.Borneo
If you take care of her, I'll take care of you.All Stars
They're all lying to me!Marquesas
I mean, MY ASS!Micronesia
I feel we owe it to the island's spirits that we have learned to come to know to let it be in the end the way Mother Nature intended it to be - for the snake to eat the rat. Borneo
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas Australia
Neleh and Paschal, I think, are really supporting my success in this game and are really rooting for me. Marquesas
What!? Ya know I'm just layin' here, you know, in the hammock! Vanuatu
Waddoo I look like, Magellan?All Stars
I've got the million dollar check written in my name.Borneo
Because it's just a **** stick!Micronesia
Yeah, I went to the school as Gary Hoogeboom, yeah, I look like Gary Hoogeboom, hell, I have the same initials as Gary Hoogeboom. But, no Danni, I am NOT Gary Hoogeboom. Guatemala
Stupid people, stupid stupid people.All Stars
No ****, sherlock.Thailand
Oh my heck!Marquesas
You know what they call me here? The Dragonslayer.Tocantins
We didn't lose because they were better. We lost because of a bunch of rules. Thailand
It's called Chong Ran and it's an ancient Tibetan. If you do a Google search on it, you won't find it. You have to go to the monastery to study it.Tocantins
Thanks guys.....I hope you all get bit by a freakin' crocodile.....scumbags.Guatemala
I'm going to have a chocolate ice cream bar in one... ONE MINUTE!Panama
Why does he need the machete so sharp? I think he's gonna kill us. I'm afraid that when he is voted off, he's gonna take the machete and kill us after the vote.Amazon
Fear keeps people loyal.All Stars
Your true colors aren't apart of any rainbow I've ever seen.Vanuatu
I'm livid.Micronesia
I CAN GET LOUD TOO, WHAT THE ****?Pearl Islands
You can get her autograph after the show. Guatemala
Who is this jackass?Tocantins
Promises are like fat women on wicker furniture, easily broken by Jonny Fairplay Pearl Islands
I'm 150-200 percent happy with the wife I have.' Thailand
Well let me give you a little advice. If you ever go to Vegas, always bet on black Marquesas
Loose lips sink ships.Heroes Vs Villains
It's not our fault she sucks at life.China
Oh my gooooood, it's soooo gooooood!Australia
According to some people we sucked todayGabon
I will drive over to your **** little apartment and murder you, and then I will drive to my club and that will be that.Panama
I love seeing people cry when you crush their dreamsTocantins
I think I found my little crack!Vanuatu
You've made my life HELL, from day ONE! FORGET CHU, GO HOME, GOODBYE!Gabon
Au revoir, sayonara, arrivederci, and as they say in Boston, see you later.All Stars
Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.Amazon
I don't know what MTV means.Borneo
Let the games begin.Australia
I've been bamboozled!All Stars
I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hersey bar.Australia
I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter.Amazon
I said under my breath and in my head, I swear on my kids that I'll screw you ANNNNND Burton!Pearl Islands
I've never broken the honor of a handshake.Africa
Pirates pillage...Pirates steal!Pearl Islands
I mean, I am definitely between a rock and a hard stone here.Amazon
It feels like purple.Marquesas
Blindsided, NICE! Now THAT'S how you vote someone off! Guatemala
I will always wave my finger in your face!Australia
Jon's like a girl.Pearl Islands
If you don't keep your word I'll do something to you.Borneo
Somebody call a Whambulance, Terry's crying on the course!Panama
Me and Richard got to be really close friends; not in a homosexual way, that's for sure.All Stars
He's a Jew! He won't eat the ham!Africa

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