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Beginning of quoteEnd of quoteNumber of words (Character)
We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible _____.3 (Subtitle)
Are you suggesting coconuts _____?1 (Guard)
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? _______4 (Customer)
Dennis, there's some _____ down here.2 (Woman)
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! _____!3 (Dennis)
Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll _____!4 (Black Knight)
Well, she turned me into a _____.1 (Villager)
Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot who had nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious _____.3 (Narrator)
Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot, it is _____3 (Arthur)
Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be _____, Uh, he's already got one, you see?2 (French Guard)
You mother was a _____ and your father smelt of eldeberries1 (French Guard)
Um, l-look, if we built this large wooden _____1 (Bedivere)
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his _____,3 (Minstrel)
Oh, it is a lonely life -- bathing, dressing, undressing, _____.3 (Zoot)
Well, let me have just a little bit of _____?1 (Galahad)
Beginning of quoteEnd of quoteNumber of words (Character)
We want... a _____!1 (Knight of Ni)
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... _____.3 (Herbert's Father)
Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him _____.4 (Guard)
Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about _____.3 (Herbert's Father)
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little _____.5 (Knight of Ni)
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a _____!1 (Knight of Ni)
In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. _____.5 (Narrator)
So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with _____.4 (Tim)
I _____ I was so scared!3 (Robin)
Right! Silly little bleeder. One _____ comin' right up!2 (Boris)
Let us _____! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.2 (Galahad)
And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and _____, and large --'2 (Brother)
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaggggh'. _____.4 (Arthur)
What is the air-speed velocity of an _____?2 (Bridge Keeper)
I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric _____.3 (French Guard)

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