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Ted we just started dating.Where Were We?
A twin isn't the same person.The Scorpion and the Toad
That's crazy. Nobody's turned on by men's calves. They're a thoroughly unerotic body part.Brunch
Think about it, you create something out of nothing.Ted Mosby: Architect
Barney, you've clearly got some serious mother issues that have left you the emotional equivalent of a scavenging sewer rat.World's Greatest Couple
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you hunting my constitutional law professor.Aldrin Justice
All your friends know you miss Barney, but he's gone, and you got to accept that baby.Swarley
Well, we're in love. What better reason could there be?Atlantic City
And who gets trapped under a fake boulder at the mall?Slap Bet
How in God's name did it never come up that Barney has a gay, black brother?Single Stamina
Usually that would have done the trick, but it turned out this was a problem not even alcohol could solve.How Lily Stole Christmas
I'm supposed to teach her how to make good and responsible decisions.First Time in New York
One of my worst fears has come true --Columns
What could possibly be more important than football?Monday Night Football
Barney's legs won't work. He's riding the subway from end to end because he physically can't get off the train.Lucky Penny
Ted, your place is too cluttered.Stuff
They're real Cubans. I got 'em in Chinatown last year just for this moment.Arrivederci, Fiero
The thing is my kitchen is kind of small. And, um, I already have a bunch of pot lids and mine come with pots, so...Moving Day
My daughters are about to starts school, and my fiancé, well ever since he got back from Iraq, pretty much all he does is drink.Bachelor Party
So now I'm gonna go to L.A., be on the show, win the Showcase Showdown, make him proud of me, and then tell him who I am.Showdown
So it's not going to be an outdoor wedding anymore.Something Borrowed
I thought you were proposing to me.Something Blue
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