'Shoes. Must find my shoes.'
'By the way, I've just realised. I don't even know your name.' 'Smith. Doctor John Smith.'
'A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.'
'You're serious, aren't you?' 'About what I do, yes. Not necessarily the way I do it.'
'Doctor, I do not deal through intermediaries. Kindly present us to our royal host.'
'There is no plot! I am being completely honest with you!'
'I'm not wild about computers myself, but they are a tool, and if you have a tool, it's stupid not to use it.'
'Listen to that! That's the sound of this planet screaming out its rage!'
'If you'll give me a full confession, I may be able to convince them that you're some harmless lunatic.'
'Didn't you find two angry men stuck to my car?...Can't have got that force field strong enough yet.'
'The Doctor's qualified to do almost everything.'
'Wonderful chap. Both of him.'
'Because he told me to. And I've always had a great respect for his advice.'
'Oh dear, this is getting monotonous.'
'Outside there are people and creatures just looking at us for kicks?!'
'Thank you, Brigadier. But do you think for once in your life you could manage to arrive BEFORE the nick of time?'
'Having reached that brilliant conclusion, how about getting on with it?'
'What's wrong with being childish? I like being childish.'
'I don't want to set the world on fire--' (BOOM)
'Before you start annihilating the thing, why don't we just take a look at it?'
'You know Sergeant, I sometimes wish I worked in a bank.'
'Benton was beaten up by invisible forces, and the local white witch claims she’s seen the Devil.'
'You choose to mock the great Qui Quae Quod?'
'Allow me to congratulate you, sir. You have the most totally closed mind that I've ever encountered.'
'Look, I know I'm exceedingly dim, but would you mind explaining?'
'Courage isn't just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.'
'Before you reactivated it, I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow.'
'I always find that violent exercise makes me hungry, don't you agree?'
'What's got twenty legs, a yellow body about two inches long, and big red pincers on the front end?' 'Don't know. Why?' 'There's one crawling up your left leg.'
'As far as I can gather from your computer record at UNIT, the difficult thing is to stop you talking.'
'It's rather a pity, in a way...now the universe is down to 699 wonders.'
'I repeat, you're a spy!' 'That wasn't a question. That was a statement.'
'Thank you, Eckersley, but you are still a traitor.'
'Perhaps it's Sunday. Great Britain always closes on Sundays.'
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