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We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel!
Does anyone else miss the Mayor? 'I just wanna be a big snake'?
Bored now.
You're my best friend. You're recently gay.
My predecessor, Mr. Flutie, may have gone in for all that touchy-feely relating nonsense, but he was eaten.
Something's happened that...Willow's dead. Hey, Willow.
Well, uh...something...something, um, very strange is happening...
Anchovies, anchovies, you're so delicious! I love you more than all the other fishes!
All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?
Tell you what I'll do, then. I'll head out, find this girl, tell her exactly where all of you are, and then watch as she kills you.
Am I a thing worth saving, huh? Am I a righteous man?
Do you like Seals and Crofts? Yeah, me neither.
I'm eleven-hundred-and-twenty years old. Just gimme a frickin' beer!
Macho, macho man! I wanna be a macho man!
I'm so evil and skanky...and I think I'm kinda gay.
It's telly time! 'Passions' is on! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it, I'll...
Scully wants me so bad.
'Kiss rocks'? Why would anyone wanna kiss...? Oh, wait.
Four times five is thirty. Five times six is thirty-two. Naked girls...naked women...naked Buffy.
'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead.' Americans!
Sure, we can work out after school...if you're not too busy having sex with my mother!
Of course I think that that kind of adversity builds character. Well, then I thought, I already have a lot of character. Is it possible to have too much character?
We have nothing in common, besides both of us liking your penis...
Sometimes the remote impossible possibility that you might like me was all that sustained me.
Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? 'Cup o' tea, cup o' tea, almost got shagged, cup o' tea...'
I like 'Cathy.'
For God's sake, man, she's 18, and you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it will you and stop fluttering about.
What is your childhood trauma!?
I'm real. I'm not some goblin you made up in your little diary.
You're like Tony Robbins...if Tony Robbins was a big, scary,'re exactly like Tony Robbins!
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?
A bear! You made a bear! Undo it! Undo it!
I know I'm not the kind of girl vamps like to sink their teeth into. It's always like, 'Ooh, you're like a sister to me,' or, 'Oh, you're such a good friend.'
I like the quiet.
What's another word for 'gleaming'?
I told him that I loved him...and I kissed him...and I killed him.
We're proud to say that the Class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history... And we know at least part of that is because of you.
Wanna see my impression of Gandhi?
The Earth is doomed.

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