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I'd love to stop and chat to you but I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.
Have you gone back in f***ing time? Yeah, I believe Disraeli's standing as well.
F*** you, Andy-Pandy, I AM the loop.
If you do think about running with this pills story, I will personally f***ing eviscerate you
You're so back-bench, you've actually f***ing fallen off
Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your s***ter with a lubricated horse cock!
You sounded like a Nazi Julie Andrews!
Falling asleep on someone, that doesn't count!
Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat f***.
Your f***ing master race of highly-gifted toddlers can't quite get the job done...
No offence, son, but you look like you should still be at school with your head down a f***ing toilet.
The baby from Eraserhead
You were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra
I would go down to the clap clinic and get them have a good look up you!
You're like that coffee machine, you know, 'From bean to cup, you f*** up'.
Darlin', I wouldn't f***ing p*** on you if you were f***ing allergic to p***, right?
You're gonna be spread out infront of them like a trollop in the stocks!
Come the f*** in or f*** the f*** off.
OK, this has been X-Rayed, yeah? I'm not gonna get a f***ing present bomb in the face.
I can see we're not gonna get anything past you! There was a young girl from DoSA, who helped herself to a samosa.
You carry on like this and I might not find you utterly f***ing contemptible.
Does that mean I'm the semi-talented songwriter and you're f***ing loutish prick?
F*** off back to your match reports, ya twat!
N-O-M-F-P. Not My F***ing Problem.
You won't hear anymore swearing from us, YOU MASSIVE GAY S****! F*** OFF!
Eat that prawn. Eat a bit of f***ing pizza!
Do you know ninety percent of household dust is made of dead human skin? That's what you are, to me.
Oi, twat-features!
Okay, S****head Revisited
What the f*** is this? Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, C***?
I had a hair appointment, but I think they can fit me in next week.
You ever drive off like that again and I'll stick your meter so far down your throat you'll be able to tell the price of your next s***!
