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'Yes, but the branches broke my fall. Every one of them.'
'What a charming story. I can see why my uncle bought the place.'
'I've fought just about every type of opponent you could name, but I've never been attacked by a tree. Well done.'
'Yeah, haven't a clue what you just said.'
'Fun for the whole family.'
'No, only joking. Do your worst.'
'That look in your eye is almost scary.'
'Oh, joy. How are we going to get by them?'
'Oh, hello. I know where the key to the caves is.'
'A tad morbid, but then, who am I to judge? I'm technically dead.'
'Right. It's time for you to tell me how you people live so long.'
'Diet and excersize.'
'Clean, healthy living.'
'I swear...'
'Magic, then.'
'Yep, I win on the ol' dramatic-story front every time.'
'Are you sulking now?'
'Actually, nothing like that. I forgot my underwear.'
'Dad, ew, don't want to know!'
'That's just....that's just cheating.'
'Do you know anyone who wouldn't betray you?'
And thanks for letting me know that Bliss and China were brother and sister, by the way.'
'Then why are we standing around, looking pretty?'
'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.'
'I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.'
'We should back away a little faster.'
'Okay, now I think we should run.'
'Leaving you here would be more satisfying in the long term, I admit, but what can I say? I crave instant satisfaction. I'm shallow like that.'
'I don't know what you'd do without me, Skulduggery. I really don't.'
'Four-year-olds. We're facing an unimaginable crisis and I'm dealing with four-year-olds.'
'I haven't encountered one thing on this planet that I haven't been able to kill, and I'm not going to let him be the exception to the rule.'
'Cheer up, everyone. Since we're all going to die horribly, anyway, what's there to be worried about?'
'I'm always thinking about something. Thinking is what I do. I'm very good at it.'
'You hold your head differently when you've just figured something out. So what is it?'
'You're wise beyond your years, Valkyrie.'
'Yes. Yes I am.'
'A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?'
'Maybe we should move, pretend we know what we're doing.'
'I can't see what would be in it for my parents. I mean, they have the perfect daughter already-what more could they want?'
'No, sorry. I thought I had, but no, it turned out to be, uh...more floor.'
'Skulduggery, she's not being professional!'
'Of course I'm right. I'm me.'
'Weren't you listening? We're going to stop Serpine. I just made a whole speech about it. It was very good.'
'What do you get if you kill the Elders?'
'This sounds like a joke.'
'I don't know.'
'Yes, you do. Now think. What would killing the Elders result in?'
'Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?'
'I'm placing you under arrest for murder, attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and, I don't know, possibly littering.'
'Congratulations, Skulduggery--you've managed to break the ultimate weapon.'
'How very like you to destroy the indestructable.'
'I've tried to kill him three times already, and he just won't stay down. Oh, by the way, all three of you--congratulations on saving the world.'
'You know, I still have a gigantic hole in my back.'
'You are such a moron.'
'Don't be jealous of my genius.'
'Can you get over yourself for just a moment?'
'If only that were possible.'
'For a guy with no internal organs, you've got quite the ego.'
'And for a girl who can't stand up without falling over, you're quite the critic.'
'My leg will be fine.'
'And my ego will flourish. What a pair we are.'

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