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Can you name the words missing from these quotes by The Thick of It's Malcolm Tucker?

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'...I will tear your f--king skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party, and I will rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling _______ f--king ______, right?'
'I'm likely to use an awful lot of what we would call _______ ______ _______, and I just wanted to check that neither of you would be terribly offended by that.'
'He's as useless as a ________ dildo.'
'I knew Malcolm F. Tucker, sir, and you are no Malcolm f--king Tucker. You're not even Manchester's top Malcolm Tucker _______ ____.'
'I've got a to-do list that's longer than a f--king _______ _____ song.'
'Don't ever, ever call me a _____. I'm so much worse than that.'
'Then you can go and live happily ever after on the planet of the _____ _____.'
'Come on, you can't look a ____ ______ in the mouth.'
'Feet off the furniture, you Oxbridge t--t. You're not in a ____ now.'
'Don't touch that scarf! That's ____ _____!'
'Indiana Murray and the ___ _____ __ _________. I like it.'
'Let's get out there and let's f--king kill them! Let's ___ ____ __ _____!'
'You hit the phone, right. I'll be with you in two shakes of a ______ ____.'
'There is a difference between allowing someone's natural ___________ to come through, and just exploiting it through camera work here!'
'Shut it! You're using all the minutes on my 'Talk until you get ____ ______' tariff.'
'I have never seen anyone sweat so much in my entire life. And I've been in a sauna with _________!'
'I'm really sorry. Don't be so offensive. I apologize for my friend's behaviour. Did you have a nice _______?'
'Doug Hayes is a massive ________. Again, not a reference to your daughter.'
' come after me because you can't arrest a ____ ____, can you? You can't cuff a country.
'Sam! No _____ ________!'

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