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'Your brain's so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small _____ _______.'Captain Blackadder to Private Baldrick
'Mrs Miggins, if we were the last three humans on earth, I'd be trying to start a family with ________.'E. Blackadder Esq to Mrs Miggins
'The only decent impression he can do is of a man with __ ______.'Captain Blackadder about Private Baldrick
'You were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane's handbag and ate ___ ________.'Captain Blackadder to Lieutenant George
'You are a girl. And you're a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a _____-_____-only golf club'Captain Blackadder to Bob
'I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then discovering there's a ___ ____ tied to it.'Captain Blackadder about Charlie Chaplin
'The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but __ _____ has long since departed, hasn't he, Perce?'Lord Blackadder to Percy
'Well, then, damn it all! What more evidence do you need? The ____-____ing alone is a court martial offense!'General Melchett to Captain Blackadder
'A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the _____ on the ______.'Captain Blackadder about the Allied performance in WWI
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'Ask them who they'd prefer to meet - Squadron Commander Flashheart or the man who cleans out the public toilets in Aberdeen and they'd go for Wee Jock ___-____ ______ every time'Captain Blackadder to Squadron Commander Flashheart
'He's the most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD 31 ____ ________ competition.'E. Blackadder Esq about the Scarlet Pimpernel
'I'd rather spend an evening on top of a stepladder in No Man's Land smoking endless cigarettes through a ________ _________.'Captain Blackadder about concert parties
'No, not in half an hour you rubber desk-johnny! Send the bitch with the wheels right now or I'll fly back home and give your wife something to ____ ___ ______ on!'Squadron Commander Flashheart to man on phone
'[hangs up the phone] Right! Let's dig out your best booze and ____ _____ me till the car comes!'Squadron Commander Flashheart to Blackadder/Baldrick
'Captain Darling? Funny name for a guy isn't it? Last person I called darling was ________ twenty seconds later.'Squadron Commander Flashheart to Captain Darling
[Blackadder] 'You failed to spot that only two of those are great Universities.'' [Melchett] 'That's right! Oxford's a _______ ____!'General Melchett about Oxford University
'Before we sentence the ________, I mean _________, [laughter] I think we had better hear from the prosecution...'General Melchett to Courtroom

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Created Feb 19, 2011ReportNominate
Tags:Blackadder, Insulting

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