| Haiku | Character | Game or Series |
|---|
| Lord of the mountain / 'Sworn brother' of stony strength / New career as sage | |
| Eating dots and fruit / Chased by undead menaces / The bow means female | |
| Behind a gas mask / Lurks a mind of great power / Plug it in port 2! | |
| Lived for centuries / Lived may not be the right word / Up yours, Belmont clan | |
| Dinosaurs beware / Rock-like head hits like hammer / Meat-powered rampage | |
| A speedy sidekick / Flies like a helicopter / One that has two butts | |
| Blades and chains for war / A painted man seeks vengeance / All the gods are dicks | |
| Brilliant inventor / With glasses and fire techniques / Creates time portal | |
| Wearing a headband / Strike like a rising dragon / Huh? Who is Sheng Long? | |
| African agent / Takes on bio-terrorists / Last costume: racist? | |
| Spiky-haired justice / Hit the desk for emphasis / Cry out, 'Objection!!' | |
| Summoning, sending / Later I pack heat, Woo-style / Hey, my eyes don't match | |
| Jumping and mushrooms / But perhaps better known for / Distinctive moustache | |
| Six sides of friendship / Please escort me through the stage / Goodbye, I *heart* you | |
| The greatest SOLDIER / My mother was an ancient / Oops, no she wasn't | |
| In cold, steel armor / I hunt down the scum of space / Girl power, baby | |
| A big bushy beard / Hides mechanical genius / Rock and roll robots | |
| Bearing claw-like blades / Writhes on the ground, dressed as if / for BDSM | |
| Hold your other plans / Let us make art together / Photograph their deaths | |
| Blitzing toward battle / The brawn of the twin brothers / I'm not Mr. Thou! | |
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