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Can you name the Simpsons characters that said these lines?

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Overnight bag, no husband in sight - it's happened!
Please do not offer my god a peanut.
I have soiled myself. How embarrassing.
I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
Oh… Well, lots of people shoot Apu. It’s just a $100 fine now.
All right. I'm taking this thing to Mexico
All right, all right, I'll split the money! Jeepers, Mary and Joseph, I sleep with a chick once, and it costs me half a million bananas!
Oh my great good God! Gentlemen, your attention please. I am detecting a gigantic amphibious life-form, it's 80 meters long and it's heading this way.
Grease me up, woman.
I bought her pool table on Craig's List. Consider yourself slighted.
That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He told me to burn things.
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
My germs! My precious germs! They never harmed a soul! They never had the chance!
I propose that I use what's left of the town treasury to move to a more prosperous town and run for mayor.
I'll have a Shirley... No, a virgin... No, a children's... Oh, what the heck? You only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer!
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No door's gonna keep me from my meddling!
Screw it. I'll just get Homer Simpson.
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
We started out like Romeo and Juliet...but it ended in tragedy.
I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!
I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it.
A joke, ah... oh... okay! A man walks into a bar with a small piano, and a twelve inch pianist- whooaaa hooaaa... I can't tell that one!
I’ve never been called an adult before… I’ve been tried as one.
We're going to cut you open, and tinker with your ticker.
You sir, are a buffoon. Buffoon, Buffoon, Buffoon!
Marge, just about everything’s a sin. Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.
And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.
Oh yeah! Love that spout medley.
Inflammable means flammable? What a country.
Hey, that hurts. No wonder no one came to my birthday party.

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