Hey girl, can I just ask you what's up with your outfit?
You have rough hands. And horrible shoes.
Um, STD stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, which means that it's transmitted sexually.
Hester!
I'm getting a nervous feeling in my stomach.
There are two things that always happen at a slumber party
Are you saying you killed Hester?
Boone is very handsome but police are requesting you not approach him, as he may be dangerous.
Sacajawea taught the Pilgrims how to make cranberry sauce and then, like, sang Blue Corn Moon or something.
Last time we porked, I heard a tiny little squeal, like somebody letting air out of a balloon, followed by the smell of death.
Since these killings began, I have focused my investigation on a single theory
Shondell!
We can make it fun, huh? Like a Friends episode.
Bitch, I'm about to smack you so hard
Chanel, can I talk to you? In private?
All I ask is that maybe you'll have sex with a smaller number of people.
In my experience, any time somebody asks, 'Oh, I wonder if that's blood,' it's almost always blood. I mean, you know how many times it's, like, ketchup?
Wes and I are kind of an item
Let's tell each other how we feel about one another.
Um, this just in - Ms. Bean's not dead.
Hey, so, uh... a little awkward since we're about to bone down and everything but, um...
Now-now, no, I'm not a detective. Hell, I ain't even a cop.
One girl killed herself, I heard. Another girl was institutionalized.
When I turned 18, I started dating one of my dad's friends.
Believe me when I say that if it was possible for me to feel anything
The killer took all the food out of all the cabinets and left us nothing but watermelon wine coolers in the fridge.
Guys, I joined this sorority to feel close to my mom, to get a taste of the sisterhood that she was so inspired by, and after last night, I really feel it. I'm with you guys no mat
Didn't you see the movie?
See, despite what you heard, hell sucks; it's not fun. Yes, there are water slides, but they're lined with razor blades and you splash down into a pool of boiling pee.
My dad is a megadork and he's super into you, but I know him and, trust me, he's gonna start getting bummed about your clothes eventually.
It's too bad you had to die
Why are you wearing my clothes?
- If you rearrange the letters in Zayday Williams' name, you get 'I may slay Liz Daw!' -What? Who is Liz Daw?
You WILL get murdered, Pete Martinez!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You dumb bitches got me - Chanel - a Chanel classic flap crocodile purse? That is bizarre!
Oh, go on and shoot me, hag!
Well, Hester, your high school transcripts are clearly faked, and I'm guessing you made up your SAT scores
Looks like the bitch apple
Are these strippers?
You know what they say:
You got the right to remain silent!
Boone never actually enrolled in school.
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