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The ___ ___ declares: From the moment the date begins you have 5 minutes to decide whether you’re going to commit to an entire eveningLemon Law
72%
Don't bring a date to a ___, that's like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting tripwedding
62.5%
Bro Code Article 1 – Bros before ___Hos
61.9%
There are only two reasons to ever date a girl you’ve already dated: ___ ___breast implants
58.8%
Three beginner techniques for picking up a woman at a bar: isolate her from her friends, repeat her ___ in conversation, subtly put her downname
52.8%
Bro Code - no sex with your bro's ___ex
51.7%
You can identify a cougar by a few key characteristics: keeps up with current hairstyles; displays maximum ___ possible; long, sharp clawscleavage
49.7%
Bro Code Article 89 – the mom of a bro is always off-limits but the ___ of a bro is fair game if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard-print clothingstepmom
49.7%
One of the 24 similarities between girls and fish is that they’re both attracted to ___ ___shiny objects
49.5%
Freeway theory: relationship exits are at 6 hours, 4 days, 3 weeks, 7 months, a year and a half, 18 years, and ___death
49.3%
Bro Code Article 87 – a bro shall at all times say ___yes
46.4%
What is the first song on the 'Get Psyched' mix? ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___You Give Love a Bad Name
45.9%
The ___ ___ states: never, ever, ever, ever LOVE thy neighborPlatinum Rule
45.1%
Bro Code Article 29 – a bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a ___ ___girl fight
44.7%
Bro Code Article 34 – bros cannot make eye contact during a ___ ___Devil's threeway
43.5%
When your boss screams at you, you never scream back – you follow the ___ ___ ___chain of screaming
43%
How to run a marathon: step 1, you ___ ___start running
42.8%
As a professor, don’t take questions on the first day, that shows ___weakness
41.2%
The only hot girls that troll the Internet for dudes are crazy, hookers, or ___dudes
38.3%
Who came up with the 3 Days Rule?Jesus
37.5%
Who is a person who gets tricked into giving out a place to spend the night?the sexless innkeeper
37.4%
Bro Code Article 53 – a bro will, whenever possible, provide his bro with ___protection
35.6%
It’s not cheating if: she’s from a different ___ ___area code
34.7%
Surviving a mugging means thank God we’re ___ ___alive sex
34.4%
The later it gets, the fewer words a ___ ___ takesbooty call
32.7%
It’s not cheating if: you’re not the one who’s ___married
31.4%
Never buy a girl flowers because giving her a living thing reminds her of ___babies
30.8%
If you want to know how old a woman is, check her ___elbows
29.7%
A well documented condition of the pupils, or pupii: ___ ___crazy eyes
28.6%
Actually doing things gets you ___fired
28.6%
The more you learn about a person, the better chance you have of hitting the fatal ___ ___ – that moment you find out that one detail about a person that is going to be a deal broh moment
27.6%
On the hot-crazy scale, the girl should be above the ___ ___ diagonalVicky Mendoza
27.2%
Motives behind an ex-lunch: they want to get back together, they want to ___ ___, they want to give you your stuff back, to rub your face in how great they're doingkill you
26.2%
Cute girls are not from ___Buffalo
26.1%
Every international conflict essentially boils down to ___ ___sexual tension
25.7%
Clue Answer % Correct
There are 5 kinds of women who go to the hardware store by themselves: single, recently single, recently divorced, lesbian who will let me watch, ___ ___recently widowed
25.4%
The only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is ___ ___ ___ ___ ___17 years 11 months old
23.2%
The only two things that could cause the commotion from the crowd outside MacLaren's: ___boobs
22.9%
Girls whose names end in __ are always dirtyly
22.9%
How to solve the Cold War: Cold War – Mrs. Gorbachev, take down ___ ___those pants
22.8%
___ ___ start something, then 6 month later everyone followsgay guys
22.4%
It’s a well-known statistic that 83% of people married longer than ___ ___ are seeing someone on the side6 months
22.2%
How to solve apartheid: ___ ___apart thighs
22.1%
At every New York party there’s always a girl who has no idea ___ ___ ___ ___whose party she's at
21.8%
One out of every 8 adult women in America is a ___prostitute
21.2%
How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple, the rules for girls are the same as the rules for ___gremlins
21%
Desperate and hot chicks are a perfect cocktail: shake well, then ___ ___ sleep with
19.9%
There’s nobody hotter than ___God
18.7%
To see if a woman has kids, check her ___wrists
18.6%
What is the perfect *previous answer*? ___ ___teacup pig
18.5%
What does MILSWANCA stand for?Mother I'd like to sleep with and never call again
17.6%
America’s most important cultural export : ___porn
17.4%
There has always been one cutting edge profession to which hot girls have flocked – gatherer, nurse, stewardess, ___ ___pharma girl
17.2%
It takes ___ seconds for a woman to decide if she’s going to sleep with a man8.3 (not 83)
16.7%
Steps of the previous answer: attraction, bargaining, submission, perks, tipping point, ___, confrontation, falloutpurgatory
16.4%
Crisis in the Middle East could be solved by ___ ___Gaza Strippers
15.9%
___: when you go out of town but instead of getting a hotel room you go straight to a bar with the sole intention of hooking up with a girl so you have a place to stayparatrooping
14.1%
It’s not cheating if: her name has ___ ___ ___two adjacent vowels
13.3%
A true gentleman invents a pretense to lure an honorable lady into his apartment. This is his ___bait
12.9%
Only smoke: post-coital, when with ___, coital, birthdays, to annoy mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, pregnancy scaresGermans
12.3%
___ ___ ___ ___ is a microcosm of our entire economic systemThe Price is Right
12%
Make a beautiful a woman feel self-conscious and ___ and she’ll be putty in your handsunattractive
9.7%
A girl who scores really poorly on the hot-crazy scale is in the ___ ___ zoneShellie Gillespie
9.6%
Girls whose names should end in y but instead end in i are like ___ ___roller coasters
9.4%
The ___-___ ___ states: you never make plans with a girl further in the future than the amount of time you’ve been going outdate-time continuum
8.4%
What movie teaches you how to pick a tie?Predator
7.7%
Never use the word bro in the name of a failed ___ ___ ___Democratic Vice-presidential candidate
6.4%
Another name: ___ ___ ___spice girls conspiracy
6.3%
Alternate name for the cheerleader effect: ___ ___bridesmaid paradox
6%
Another name: ___ ___ ___sorority girl syndrome
5.2%

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