Television Quiz / [HIMYM] Barney Stinson's Rules of Life

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Can you name the rules Barney Stinson lives by?

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At every New York party there’s always a girl who has no idea ___ ___ ___ ___
Cute girls are not from ___
There are only two reasons to ever date a girl you’ve already dated: ___ ___
One of the 24 similarities between girls and fish is that they’re both attracted to ___ ___
Desperate and hot chicks are a perfect cocktail: shake well, then ___ ___
The ___ ___ declares: From the moment the date begins you have 5 minutes to decide whether you’re going to commit to an entire evening
What is the first song on the 'Get Psyched' mix? ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
Don't bring a date to a ___, that's like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting trip
The only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
One out of every 8 adult women in America is a ___
Make a beautiful a woman feel self-conscious and ___ and she’ll be putty in your hands
It’s a well-known statistic that 83% of people married longer than ___ ___ are seeing someone on the side
There’s nobody hotter than ___
You can identify a cougar by a few key characteristics: keeps up with current hairstyles; displays maximum ___ possible; long, sharp claws
A well documented condition of the pupils, or pupii: ___ ___
The more you learn about a person, the better chance you have of hitting the fatal ___ ___ – that moment you find out that one detail about a person that is going to be a deal br
___ ___ start something, then 6 month later everyone follows
Freeway theory: relationship exits are at 6 hours, 4 days, 3 weeks, 7 months, a year and a half, 18 years, and ___
How to run a marathon: step 1, you ___ ___
___ ___ ___ ___ is a microcosm of our entire economic system
Surviving a mugging means thank God we’re ___ ___
The only hot girls that troll the Internet for dudes are crazy, hookers, or ___
On the hot-crazy scale, the girl should be above the ___ ___ diagonal
A girl who scores really poorly on the hot-crazy scale is in the ___ ___ zone
The ___ ___ states: never, ever, ever, ever LOVE thy neighbor
Steps of the previous answer: attraction, bargaining, submission, perks, tipping point, ___, confrontation, fallout
If you want to know how old a woman is, check her ___
It’s not cheating if: you’re not the one who’s ___
It’s not cheating if: her name has ___ ___ ___
It’s not cheating if: she’s from a different ___ ___
To see if a woman has kids, check her ___
It takes ___ seconds for a woman to decide if she’s going to sleep with a man
There are 5 kinds of women who go to the hardware store by themselves: single, recently single, recently divorced, lesbian who will let me watch, ___ ___
When your boss screams at you, you never scream back – you follow the ___ ___ ___
Bro Code Article 1 – Bros before ___
Bro Code Article 89 – the mom of a bro is always off-limits but the ___ of a bro is fair game if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard-print clothing
Bro Code Article 34 – bros cannot make eye contact during a ___ ___
Bro Code - no sex with your bro's ___
Bro Code Article 87 – a bro shall at all times say ___
Bro Code Article 29 – a bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a ___ ___
Bro Code Article 53 – a bro will, whenever possible, provide his bro with ___
Never use the word bro in the name of a failed ___ ___ ___
Three beginner techniques for picking up a woman at a bar: isolate her from her friends, repeat her ___ in conversation, subtly put her down
The ___-___ ___ states: you never make plans with a girl further in the future than the amount of time you’ve been going out
The later it gets, the fewer words a ___ ___ takes
Alternate name for the cheerleader effect: ___ ___
Another name: ___ ___ ___
Another name: ___ ___ ___
___: when you go out of town but instead of getting a hotel room you go straight to a bar with the sole intention of hooking up with a girl so you have a place to stay
Every international conflict essentially boils down to ___ ___
Crisis in the Middle East could be solved by ___ ___
How to solve apartheid: ___ ___
How to solve the Cold War: Cold War – Mrs. Gorbachev, take down ___ ___
Actually doing things gets you ___
Never buy a girl flowers because giving her a living thing reminds her of ___
Motives behind an ex-lunch: they want to get back together, they want to ___ ___, they want to give you your stuff back, to rub your face in how great they're doing
Girls whose names end in __ are always dirty
Girls whose names should end in y but instead end in i are like ___ ___
Who came up with the 3 Days Rule?
As a professor, don’t take questions on the first day, that shows ___
How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple, the rules for girls are the same as the rules for ___
What movie teaches you how to pick a tie?
Who is a person who gets tricked into giving out a place to spend the night?
What does MILSWANCA stand for?
Only smoke: post-coital, when with ___, coital, birthdays, to annoy mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, pregnancy scares
The only two things that could cause the commotion from the crowd outside MacLaren's: ___
A true gentleman invents a pretense to lure an honorable lady into his apartment. This is his ___
What is the perfect *previous answer*? ___ ___
There has always been one cutting edge profession to which hot girls have flocked – gatherer, nurse, stewardess, ___ ___
America’s most important cultural export : ___

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