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A new gold chain, a mohawk comb, and to be cleared of a crime he didn't commit
A new red shirt, a kiss from Mary Ann, and a way off that island
Waffles, Li'l Sebastian bobblehead, and a signed photo of Joe Biden
A sweater vest, Princeton scholarship, and Tom Jones' Greatest Hits
Black platform shoes, memory foam coffin, and a home mass spectrometer
Gun cleaning kit, harmonica travel case, and more voice lessons
A big jar of jam, a backup Hugsy Penguin, and for everyone to forget about his spinoff
A songwriting book, Dirty Dancing on DVD, and a shirt that says 'Simply Adorkable'
Tears for Fears Greatest Hits album, a pineapple, Rocky on DVD
A sonic screwdriver holster, Dungeons and Daleks board game, but note their taste changes from regeneration to regeneration
A new sweater rack, fish tank accessories, and for you to be his neighbor
A collar for Comet, a purse with a pocket for Mr. Bear, and if you try to give me coal I'll say 'How Rude!'
Sigmund Freud coasters, a SeaBee award, and to spend Christmas with his son Frederick
Wax for their car, glasses for their moonshine, and a box of tacks for the Sheriff's tires
Christmas sweaters with halos and wings, a makeup box with room for a gun, and to see what the boss actually looks like
A bow tie for Radar, alphabet blocks, and a memory foam nest
A coat rack for their leather jacket, a new motorcycle helmet, and 'Ayyy Cool' photo of me and Santa
A tool belt that plays Jingle Bells, the new book 'Wisdom from Over the Fence' by Wilson, and 'More Power!'
A new black dress, pruning shears for roses, and pots for carnivorous plants
