Beth: Hey you, penny for your thoughts. Henry: Beth, tomorrow is the least of our problems. Beth: Don't tell me, oh don't tell me, don't even tell me you have crabs! Henry: No...
Beth: McKinley, there are some lower campers stuck in the obstacle course.
Susie: OK, stop. I feel like I'm watching regional theatre, you guys. God!
Lindsay: What 'cha doing? Andy: Writing in my gournal. I write my thoughts in it every day. Lindsay: Oh, you mean a journal? Andy: Yeah, whatever.
Andy: You taste like a burger.
Swimming Kid: Andy, have you seen my swimming buddy?
McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today. Arty: OK. McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don't want to get in trouble. Arty: Sure. McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks. Arty: I will.
Caped Boy: Alexa! Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me. Alexa: In your dreams, douche-bag!
Katie: Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, *cut*. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body.
Gene: Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters. Gary: Come on - what? Gene: Finish up the taters. Gary: And then what did you say? Gene: And then what did I say? Gary: You said you were going to... fondle your sweaters. Gene: Ah, uh - no I didn't.
Gary: McKinley needs to experience 'The Ultimate'!
Beth: Listen, Henry... Henry: Please, call me Henry.
Gail: I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!
Susie: Beth, I may regret saying this, but how dare you usurp my authority as producer... Ben: Hmph! Susie: ...director-slash-choreographer of the talent show. I need you to know I have been busting my *balls*, woman!
Ben: Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into. Ben: What time do you wanna meet? J.J.: You mean ten years from now?
Henry: So, do you work here? Beth: Yeah, I'm the Camp Director. You? Henry: Me, no, I don't work here. Beth: No, yeah, I'm the Camp Director...
Coop: I love the way you laugh and I love the way your hair smells and I love it that sometimes for no reason you're late for shul.
Mallrat Girl: There's got to be another way. Cure Girl: Maybe we should just let them all die. Mork Guy: No! My friend Jimmy's in there!
Coop: [as Katie walks away] I want you inside me. Katie: What did you say?
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