Jon Arbuckle: Doc Boy! How's my favorite brother? Doc Boy: Don't call me Doc Boy.
Jon Arbuckle: Now, behave yourself this Christmas, Garfield. Garfield: No problem.
Jon Arbuckle: Hey Garfield, there's plenty of leftovers. Would you like something to eat? Garfield: Oh, no thank you, Jon. [patting his full stomach]
Garfield: All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here, will you? I have something to say. Christmas: It's not the giving, it's not the getting. It's the loving.
Jon Arbuckle: I want you to take this star up the tree and put it on the top. Garfield: Climbing trees is my life, sir.
Garfield: [before he climbs the tree to put the star on top] This is gonna be a piece of cake.
Mom: And now, everyone, my little boy is going to favor us with a Christmas song. Doc Boy: I don't know about this, Mom. Dad: Boy, you doggone better well play.
Doc Boy: Lord, we just want to tell you - how grateful we are for this food. And, um... for letting us all be here together on Christmas Eve. Mom: Amen! Doc Boy: And as surely, as the water finds the streams and the rivers find the sea, let each of us find happiness and wisdom in this hour... [Grandma hits Doc Boy with the ladle]
Jon Arbuckle: We're almost back on the farm now, boys. I can almost smell Mom's chestnut dressing baking in the oven right now.
Garfield: [singing] The special gifts of Christmas. That really make it great.
Jon Arbuckle: [singing] Can't wait 'til Christmas, there's so much to do. Can't wait 'til Christmas...
Jon Arbuckle: Grandma, you remember Garfield, don't you? Grandma: Well, I'll be. I remember back when all we had were wood-burning cats. Ah, what'll they think of next?
Mom: Isn't this wonderful? The whole family together again for the holidays. We're going to have such a splendid Christmas. Oh, I'm so happy I could just burst!
Garfield: Mmmm. Attentive service. Excellent cuisine. However the decor leaves something to be desired.
Jon Arbuckle: Hey, Mom, pass the potatoes, please.
Jon Arbuckle: Mom! You always fix too much food. Mom: I know, honey, I know. Now what would you like? Jon Arbuckle: Why, I can't decide. Just give me a piece of pie.
Jon Arbuckle: Hey, Garfield, guess what today is. Garfield: Listen carefully, Jon.
Jon Arbuckle: Are you ready for this, Garfield? It's Christmas Eve morning! We're gonna pack up our presents and go to the farm for Christmas! Won't that be fun? Garfield: You got a real sick sense of humor, Jon. You know that, don't you? Jon Arbuckle: The whole family's gonna be there: Dad, Mom, and Grandma, and Doc Boy...
Garfield: Why is it every Christmas I get drug out of my warm bed just to see some stupid old relatives? And why do we always have to go to that stupid old farm? Why can't they come here where my warm bed is?
Jon Arbuckle: There's no doubt about it, Christmas is my favorite holiday. The air's crisp, homes are brightly decorated, and everybody's walking around with big smiles on their faces. [Garfield frowns]
(Grandma has been feeding Garfield under the table) Dad: You sure are packin' the food away tonight, Grandma.
Grandma: To get through this wild life, you have to be a little crazy. Garfield: You said it, Grandma. Grandma: Well, just look at me.
Dad: Why is it that we always put the stupid star on last? Why don't we put the star on top of the tree, then put the tree up?
Jon Arbuckle: [singing] Decorating the tree. Garfield: Gardening. Jon Arbuckle: Wiring all of the lights. Garfield: Electrical contracting. Jon Arbuckle: Wrapping boxes and writing out cards.
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