Borat: My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film.
Borat: He is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my a**holes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step.
Borat: Dis my mother. She oldest woman in village.
Borat: [holding gun] I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold...
Azamat: We should go back to New York.
Borat: This is Urkin, the town rapist.
Borat: This is Natalya. She is my sister.
Borat: Do not fear me, gypsy. All I want from you is your tears.
Borat: This is my country of Kazakhstan.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool, it's length thirty meter and width six meter.
Borat: I like you, do you like me? Driving Instructor: Of course I like you. Borat: You are my friend? Driving Instructor: You're a nice young man and, yes, I am your friend.
Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too:
Azamat: What's in California? Borat: Pearl Harbor is there.
Dinner Host: I'm calling the police! Borat: Why you call police?
Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car? Car Dealership owner: It depends on how hard you hit them and all that. Borat: *Hard* Car Dealership owner: You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.