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Eddie: Well, well. Steve Sax from _____ City. I heard some guy got killed in _____ City and they never solved the case, but you wouldn't know anything about that now, would you Steve? New York
91%
Illinois
1.6%
California
2%
West Virginia
1.5%
Apu: *gasps* Mrs. Simpson, you did not pay for this bottle of Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's _____ Bourbon. Kentucky
88.2%
South Carolina
2.8%
Indiana
3.4%
Utah
1.7%
Chief Wiggum: No jury in the world is going to convict a baby. Maybe ____. Texas
84.4%
California
2%
South Carolina
3%
Arkansas
6.5%
Agent Scully: There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into ____ tonight. Agent Mulder: I hardly think that's the FBI's concern. New Jersey
80.3%
Wisconsin
7.2%
Missouri
2.5%
Georgia
6.1%
Marge: Do you feel smarter? Homer: Is the capital of _____ Bismarck? Lisa: It is! North Dakota
76.7%
South Dakota
16.1%
Georgia
2%
Washington
1.6%
Principal Skinner: And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents. Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum. Ralph: I'm _____! Skinner: Of course you are. Idaho
72.3%
Nebraska
11.6%
Vermont
6%
Kansas
6%
Marge: There are only 49 stars on that flag. Grampa: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize _____. Missouri
72%
Alabama
2.2%
Hawaii
19.2%
Montana
2.8%
Superintendent Chalmers: I was born in Queens, went to Ball State then made the move to Intercourse, _____. Uh, why do you ask? Pennsylvania
71.8%
Oklahoma
9.4%
Illinois
11.2%
Texas
3.4%
Dr. Hibbert: Why do we live in a town where the smartest have no power and the stupidest run everything? Maybe I should just move back to _____. Alabama
71.1%
Nevada
3.1%
Iowa
5.6%
Massachusetts
16.1%
Principal 'Skinny Boy' Skinner: It's not rented, Chief. It's stolen. That's the _____ Governor's mansion. It's been missing for eight months. Louisiana
67.4%
Vermont
6.5%
Arkansas
14.1%
Mississippi
7.9%
Homer: Mom, I'm gonna hide you where there's no one around for miles - Disney's _____ Adventure. California
63.4%
Arizona
10.1%
Wisconsin
14.2%
Alabama
8.3%
Paul Anka: It's got Paul Anka's guarantee... Lisa: Guarantee void in _____. Both: Just don't look! Just don't look! Tennessee
62.8%
Minnesota
5.4%
Delaware
19.1%
South Dakota
8.9%
Homer: A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets and why he lives on a plantation in _____. Hawaii
61.9%
Utah
3.3%
Virginia
27.6%
Maryland
3.1%
Principal Skinner: Boy for sale! Boy for Sale! Jimbo: Is this legal, man? Skinner: Only here and in _____. Mississippi
54.5%
Ohio
6.5%
West Virginia
29.2%
Colorado
5.9%
Dr. Foster: There is an experimental therapy that might help Ned contain his anger. It's known as the 'University of _____ Spankalogical Protocol.' Minnesota
47.7%
Texas
13.7%
North Dakota
12%
Delaware
22.7%
Selma: I want to see the Troy McClure I remember from such films as 'Make-Out King of ____' and 'Electric Gigolo.' Montana
46.2%
Michigan
23%
New Jersey
14.8%
Maine
11.9%
Dr. Nick: Okay, I'll throw in a fourth bottle, the applicator glove and a state of _____ Jell-O mold. $29.95. Kansas
37.4%
New Mexico
22.9%
Connecticut
17.2%
Indiana
18.8%
Announcer: For your free brochure, send five dollars to Dimoxinil - 485 Hair Plaza, Hair City, _____. Utah
34.3%
Iowa
33.3%
Washington
12.1%
California
16.3%
Homer: Oh, heavenly God, my son is plagued with homework. With your vast knowledge of...'The Shorebirds of _____' I know you can help him. Maryland
33.7%
Rhode Island
41.2%
Alabama
4.9%
Florida
16.3%
Judge Harm: Mr. Simpson, under _____ law, bigamy - or 'Mormon Hold 'Em' - is perfectly legal! Both marriages stand. Nevada
32.9%
Wyoming
2.4%
Utah
59.8%
New York
1.1%

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