Marge: Hmm, you're a very good teacher.
Jacques: Yes, I am a very good teacher. I can teach you everything. I can tell you what the arrows on the wood floor mean, which frame is the beer frame. I bet you don't know how to make a _____, do you Marge?
Marge: No.
Jacques: First you yell out, 'The eight is a cop!'
Marge: Homer, if I buy a _____ built for two will you ride with me?
Homer: *lifting barbell* Marge, I don't hate your mother. I just won't be sad
when she dies. 47, 48…
Marge: I was asking for something.
Homer: Yeah, sure, whatever you want. 95, 96, 13, 64, banana...
Moe: Now, no matter how much he hits you you don't do nothing, okay? You don't want to get drawn into a _____ match here.
Lugash: Welcome to gymnastics. I am Coach Lugash. I came to this country in '83 by _____ over Berlin Wall.
*girls giggling*
Lugash: No giggling! It weakens the haunches!
Homer: Okay, it's time for the easiest part of any coach's job - the _____s. Now, while I wasn't able to _____ everyone I wanted to I have _____ a lot of you. Wendell is _____. Rudy is _____. Janey, you're gone. Steven, I like your hustle. That's why it was so hard to _____ you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team. Except you, you and you.
Milhouse: It's my hero, Michelle Kwan!
Michelle Kwan: You remind me of a young _____.
Milhouse: *gasp* I didn't know you could talk!
Homer: Oh, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, you stupid little kid.
Tony Hawk: Homer, you're heading for a parental _____. Do a 180 emotional Ollie.
Homer: Finally someone explains it to me in words I can understand.
Homer: Why can't you have a normal dream like being an Olympic _____r?
Lisa: Okay, let me take _____ing.
Homer: I'm not getting up at 6:30 every morning so you can prance around a frozen pond and think you're better than me.
Marge: I think owning the _____ is pretty good.
Homer: Yeah, yeah.
Marge: Well, explain to me why it isn't.
Homer: You just don't understand football, Marge.
Homer: What on Earth are you doing?
Lisa: Practicing Tennis.
Homer: That's tennis? Oh! Then what's the one where the chicks whale on each other?
Bart: _____?
Homer: Yes! That's what I wanted!
Marge: I think women should be able to play any sport men play but _____ is so violent and dangerous. Look at Milhouse's teeth. *holding two teeth in her hand*
Bart: Mom, will you stop showing us those?
Carl: Okay, Homer, bases loaded, and you're up. Where's that secret weapon?
Homer: Check it out, boys. My magic bat.
Lenny: That's it? Yeah, I got a magic bat too.
Carl: And I got an enchanted _____.
Akira: And this is our map, The Art of War by Sun-Tzu. It will teach us our most important lesson. We learn Karate so we need never use it.
Bart: Excuse me sir. I already know how not to hit a guy. Can we break out the _____?
Kent Brockman: Good afternoon and welcome to the 97th Springfield _____ commemorating the time Jebediah Springfield ran across six states to avoid his creditors.
Mr. Burns *watching Homer struggle in a sand trap*:
Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz and use an open-faced club.
Homer: *staring blankly*
Mr. Burns: The _____.
Homer: Mmm… Open-faced club _____.
Homer: I have a new job choreographing end zone dances for a professional
football player.
Lisa: Looks like all you're teaching is obnoxiousness and poor sportsmanship.
Homer: Don't forget _____.
Coach Muntz: Boys, it wasn't easy choosing only one of you for the free week at Pelé _____ and Acting Camp. Let's all congratulate…Nelson.
*scattered applause*
Nelson: Thanks, Dad.
Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules - You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, we know how to play _____.
Mr. Burns: Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! Go home!
You're off the team! For good!
Don Mattingly: Fine. I still like him better than _____.
Marge: I don't have those kind of muscles.
Ruth Powers: Well, you could, if you use these.
Marge: _____? I can't take drugs. I have so many anti-drug bumper stickers, I'd be making a liar out of my tailgate.
Lisa: Dad, as you know, we've been _____ and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now, before you respond you must understand that your refusal would result in months of…
Lisa & Bart: CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD? CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD?
CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD? CAN WE HAVE A POOL DAD?
Homer: Everybody's been dumped but me! I'm undumpable!
Andre Agassi: Yoink!
Homer: My _____ stick! Who are you?
Andre Agassi: I’m Andre Agassi.
Homer: The wrestler?
Dr. Hibbert: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman. This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench mimicking a recent TV _____ match. I won't even subject you to the horrors of our Three Stooges ward.
Comic Book Guy: Welcome to Shaolin _____. 10,000 years of knowledge will be passed along to those whose parents have signed a permission slip. The rest of you have just purchased very expensive pajamas. Namaste.
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