Itchy & Scratchy
100-Yard Gash
If America wins a gold medal you win a free Krusty Burger!
YOU PEOPLE ARE PIGS!
I personally am going to spit in every 50th burger
We'll see the courageous gymnast who made a perfect dismount on what was later revealed to be a broken leg.
The American does a triumphant turkey trot over the supine Swede
Carl Lewis I could kiss you!
Ooh! Low marks. I've never seen Noodles this mad.
Marge: Give them back their flame. Homer: No! The Olympics have preempted my favorite shows for the last time.
Milhouse: I can't believe we're on the Canadian Olympic basketball team. Bart: Yep, it's just that easy.
The Spellympics is being sued by the Olympics for use of the suffix 'lympics.'
How about a big Olympic hello for Springy, the Springfield Spring!
Homer: In your face Patty and Selma! Patty: Well, we still love you, Cigi.
Wanda: It's a mop. My husband will be a janitor. Lisa: That looks like an Olympic torch to me.
His name is Fatov. He represents the Russian spirit of sloth and alcoholism.
Bart: Your dress is covered in pins. Lisa: There is no dress. It's just pins!
Marge, this is perfect for both of us! It's got bowling for me and sweeping for you.
In the Olympic spirit of good will, we release the Canadian dove - the beaver!
At the 1936 Berlin Games, Jesse Owens humiliates Adolf Hitler by outracing his zeppelin.
1968 Mexico City: Bob Beamon shatters the world long jump record.
We should point out that many of the other women represent countries that don't have swimming pools