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You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot.
You look like an old mop.
You're a virgin, who can't drive.
Hey, where'd you get those clothes? At the...toilet store?
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
You play ball like a girl!
You foul, loathsome, evil, little cockroach!
Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!
You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!
You are literally too stupid to insult.
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.