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You know pools are perfect for holding water
Life is short. Stunt it!
I miss you daddy.
This is my hat! This is totally my hat now!
I’m gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you’ve got a mountain for a face.
I’m guessing that’s the drugs, Dave.
Yoo-hoo, **** heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men’s restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?
They’ve done it! They’ve raised $50,000 for Frank’s conveniently priced surgery!
Have fun being married to SATAN!
Well, maybe I'll pick up a box of dong bags so we can knock boots later.
The dog walked itself home, ate a pizza and took a nap.
Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.
May your hammer be mighty.
There are no tools - in *this* pool!
Never underestimate your opponent.
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